Matt - CALL ME (RML) Lyrics

Go ahead and call me gay because I think a man is attractive
And my jaw drops to the floor because I think he looks so freaking handsome
If I had a list of male actors who I thought were the hottest
It would be Mark Wahlberg, Chris Pratt, Nick Jonas, and Tom Holland
My mom says that when you call someone hot, it makes them an object
But when you say it as a joke, I guess it may be less offensive
I know that I'm not gay, I'm a heterosexual
And I pray for the very few people who actually are homosexuals

Call me anything you want, it ain't gonna phase me.
I was paranoid in the past, but now I wear it all shamelessly
I was terrified of the Kool-Aid and scared of all the labels
But it doesn't matter to me now. I just care about my savior
Like Tom MacDonald said, it is no more different
Than a bully from school who just seems to keep winning
It's way more intense than it used to be for sure
But go ahead and do your worst, you won't get under our skin

When Matt Walsh was asked about how many partners
A woman has in her average lifetime
He didn't know how to answer and said everyone can be such a whore
My mom agrees with everything he said
But she says it's got to work both ways, or that's where she draws the line
And believe it or not, women do need a dress code
Otherwise, their display could probably put you in zombie mode
Why do men not need one
You should take that one up with God
Because he created our bodies, whether you believe in that or not

Call me anything you want, it ain't gonna phase me.
I was paranoid in the past, but now I wear it all shamelessly
I was terrified of the Kool-Aid and scared of all the labels
But it doesn't matter to me now. I just care about my savior
Like Tom MacDonald said, it is no more different
Than a bully from school who just seems to keep winning
It's way more intense than it used to be for sure
But go ahead and do your worst, you won't get under our skin

By the way, bitch means female dog, but it's an insult to women
Dick is short for Richard, but it's derogatory for a man's penis
There's sex, and then there's fornication
Neither are related to masturbation
Why do all these bad words even exist
If we try to use them in speech, but they never fit
Ass means donkey, and I wouldn't have it any other way
If I hear the word ass, somebody had better be praying
Because I'm praying for their soul. Jesus was riding on an ass
That's a scriptural fact, and there's nothing you can do to alter that

Call me anything you want, it ain't gonna phase me.
I was paranoid in the past, but now I wear it all shamelessly
I was terrified of the Kool-Aid and scared of all the labels
But it doesn't matter to me now. I just care about my savior
Like Tom McDonald said, it is no more different
Than a bully from school who just seems to keep winning
It's way more intense than it used to be for sure
But go ahead and do your worst, you won't get under our skin

All these rhyme schemes just keep getting better and better
We're conquering everything, the rest of you are as delicate as a feather
If a woman sleeps with three guys, she's a whore
But if a man does the same, he's called a stud
It doesn't take two seconds to comprehend
That all of that is super screwed up
Damned means cursed, and hell is an actual place
I don't know what's worse, denying your savior or assuming your fate

Call me anything you want, it ain't gonna phase me.
I was paranoid in the past, but now I wear it all shamelessly
I was terrified of the Kool-Aid and scared of all the labels
But it doesn't matter to me now. I just care about my savior
Like Tom MacDonald said, it is no more different
Than a bully from school who just seems to keep winning
It's way more intense than it used to be for sure
But go ahead and do your worst, you won't get under our skin

When I write like this, it feels like the rhymes have to be flawless
But I'm talented regardless, this overthinking is retarded
Anybody with a brain can say that my statements are not false
If you disagree, let the demons through the gate
And we're back to where we started
Ah, I love how the title of the song is an ironic double
Sounds like I'm asking for a call when I really don't give a damn at all

Facts