This girl all laced and she want me to lick her
This is different I never laced her liquor
And the floor be spinning and I'm spinning right with her
Another 40 down like I ain't getting sicker
I've lost my footing trying to dance
So shitfaced falling out of my pants
But the way she moving got me stuck in a trance
As she shaking them hips like she ain't got a dad
I wonder where she's going man I don't know
But she out my sight so my mind on the roam
On the prowl with a gal now back in the backseat
Hand up her skirt as she starts getting nasty
Got the liquor through my veins prolly blowing a 50
These goons all around prolly thinking we're shifty
Got an uber on the phone and he whipping around
Got your girl in the back and she stripping her gowns
I'm in town with a round now we back with the clowns
We hold it down then and now give your girlie a plow
She like wow holy cow I'm the king with the crown
You better bow calm it down when the dogs in the pound
Like what what what what the f*ck you mean what
Touch her butt butt time to rearrange her guts
But but but I can never get enough
Glug glug glug got the alcoholic touch
One minute I'm standing then the next in the grass
For a minute I'll stand you then I'm kicking your ass
Falling on my face with so much class
I'm somewhere I don't know and forgot how to get back
I'll just find a little cutie with the beauty in the face
And after we f*cked I'll crash at her place
But the situations f*cked she drank at a pace
Now I'm driving her car I crash into her place
We both getting out like what the f*ck how
Did I miss her driveway by over a mile
Got the liquor through my veins prolly blowing a 50
These goons all around prolly thinking we're shifty
Got an uber on the phone and he whipping around
Got your girl in the back and she stripping her gowns
I'm in town with a round now we back with the clowns
We hold it down then and now give your girlie a plow
She like wow holy cow I'm the king with the crown
You better bow calm it down when the dogs in the pound
She got a nice place but now it's showered in glass
We showered together and she rubbing my back
Clacking boots one time then its on to round two
Mac and cheese and wine I might make her my boo
She's stacked and so fine and she knows what to do
To make me bust on a dime she should be on the news
Please be my wife but on the outside I'm cool
Do I leave her tonight or would I look like a tool
I can't mess this up and maybe look like a fool
Not sure if its the liquor or her making me drool
As I'm going in and out I think you know what I mean
The room keeps shifting and feels 90 degrees
I vomit on her back now she's crying and screams
Get the f*ck out before I call the police
God dammit
Got the liquor through my veins prolly blowing a 50
These goons all around prolly thinking we're shifty
Got an uber on the phone and he whipping around
Got your girl in the back and she stripping her gowns
I'm in town with a round now we back with the clowns
We hold it down then and now give your girlie a plow
She like wow holy cow I'm the king with the crown
You better bow calm it down when the dogs in the pound