He was searching for the perfect phrase
Didn't want to use expletives
Oh promotion's a tough old game
Unless you're ace at it like he is
He was looking to express the notion that
He really was excited
To see the bands who were playing the stage that night
The talent he'd invited
He was thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled biscuits biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
It's a big reponsibility
Getting people away from their TV
We've got a master in this very town
A legend of Burysound
What are we gonna call the company - oh
Microwave - no
Tumble dryer - no
What are we gonna call the company - oh
Washing Machine - YEAH WASHING MACHINE!!
Because we're thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled biscuits biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Yeah we're thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
And if you don't know what it means
You can buy him a pint and I'm sure he'll tell you a story
If you don't know what it means - well, neither do I
But it sounds so good!
We're thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled biscuits biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Yeah we're thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled biscuits biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits
Thrilled beyond biscuits