Matthew Parker - If I Were a Dinosaur Lyrics

If I were a dinosaur, I would be a T-Rex
Got these tiny little arms
But my bite means death
Don't play with me
I'm just kidding
Wish someone would play with me
They all run and hide
Cause they know that I bite
But I didn't ask to have a mouth full of knives
I'm just a lonely little dino
The size of 22 rhinos

If I were a dinosaur, I would be a pterodactyl
Skin like a kite, I'm one floaty rascal
Don the shades
I'll be in the sky just catching rays

I am both a pilot and a plane, flying high
But at the end of the day
I'm just a lonely little dino
These wings will take me where the sky flows

If I were a dinosaur, I would be a brontosaurus
Big like your mom and tall like the forest
Keep away, or you might be flattened like a pancake
I like eating leaves lots
It's like eating salad in the treetops
Sure, I'm big, but I'm just a lonely little dino
Leaving footprints everywhere that I go

You would hear my roar
Shake the forest floor
You would hear my roar
Shake the forest floor

You would hear my roar
Shake the forest floor