Maóz - Baby Mario Lyrics

I 'member way back when playing NES
Way before any this
Petty stress, got me
Mixed up, tricked up, sipping the Henny with
Rose red glasses, hoping the
Homies would be in my classes, teach can't
Threaten to beat our asses, so we be
Talking and hogging passes, chilling in the
Hall kick you in the balls I be stressed all
Day your revenge will fall, oh shit
Principle saw
Now a home phone call
Excuse me student's parent your child's
Behavior I cannot bare it he's too
Rambunctious it's unfair it's distracting
Classmates, where it will ever
Stop, I never know wish your egg
Dropped and flopped on the floor, sperm flow
Chopped on pops for he go, now I'm stuck with
This kid watching him grow
Mom popping off at the principal she got my
Back no matter the cynical picture
Painted of me as a villain I'll love her 'til I
Die that's saying the minimal, spend my
Next two days watching Deal or No Deal
Got snacks stacked up like Shaquille O'Neal
Hanging with ma got a game show feel
So we're watching all day 'til my pop gets here
Sister's home form school it's a good ass
Day no fights we cool got the squirt guns
Out hot days in the pool and my dad's
Strapped with the fat one he rules
But we gonna get his ass
Double teaming him fast
Glory day in a past
We getting bigger blast
On that old man
Turn his ass into a cold man
Hit him in the yes while I'm holding, goggles up
And he's wide open
Chilling inside get high off Nintendo
Way before I was knee deep into Indo
Flowing on Wind Waker Oceans 'fore I
Found out that I'd steep in the pen flow
'Fore I even knew that I knew the
Homies I'll spend my life with
Fantasizing falling in
Love when I meet my special wife with
Which I'm gonna start a family
As happy as mine, 'fore my
Mind got polluted now I'm
Scared to share my side
Playing Harry Potter three
Remodeling the house
Well my parents are
We toggle in and out
It's my turn when you die
Holy shit wait how'd you beat that guy way to go
Sis take my turn because I never
Made it this far I'm dumb find-
-Ed, I mean founded, propel and
Puffy Cheetos surrounded can't hear
The crash of a wall 'cause the boss so tall
In our own worlds our hearts are pounding

Oh I bet this is a movie
Yup I knew it
It's, it's-
You're really excited about that
Dra- (Fake choking) I can't breathe (Gasping)
So, did you want that one
Yes, that's the one where he turns super Saiyan
Really
See, Freeza, super saiyan Goku
I've been wanting this one for centuries, I think I've got 'em all now
(Laughter)
I couldn't breathe though I'm serious
(Laughter)
I can't believe it (Laughter)