You can have a skittle
A mento or a sweet tart
It ain't no riddle, you don't need an ID card
It's not illegal
It might give you some cavities
It's kinda little
I'll take a handful if you please
Yo, everyone loves 'em
From animatronics from outer space
Can't get enough of them
I'll empty a bag right into my face
You get 'em at movies get them
In a combo meal to save
Doesn't represent a rainbow
Might melt in your hand if you dare to wait
It comes in a cup or chocolate bar varieties
Comes in three colors
The three you see in Autumn leaves
They're kinda spooky
Synonymous with Halloween
They are the dookie - you'll find
A sack inside the freeze
Reese's Pieces at the movies
Reese's Pieces slumber party
We'll eat Reese's in the treehouse
We'll eat Reese's on safari
Candy coated and you know it, peanut butter
It's no wonder
Reese's pieces got me wheezin'
Free me from the spell I'm under
Reese's Pieces at the movies
Reese's Pieces slumber party
We'll eat Reese's in the treehouse
We'll eat Reese's on safari
Candy coated and you know it, peanut butter
It's no wonder
Reese's pieces got me wheezin'
Free me from the spell I'm under
Reese's pieces!
World's Fair, Chicago in the year of 1893
A man named Milton, a
Disaster outta Lancaster, p
Inspired by the Germans and
Their chocolate making machinery
He invented milk chocolate or stole
It from the Swiss, that's history
So Milton built a factor, B
And a town and a park
And a school for orphans
Made bars and kisses and chips real cheap
So poor peeps could afford them
What a great depression -
Nine Twenty, not funny
No money in the pocket
'cept Pennsylvania where Milton kept
On cranking out chocolate
The Mr goodbar and then a World
War and Milton did his part
Made anti-aircraft guns and sent
The soldiers chocolate bars
Meanwhile they had a ship in
Was secretly dipped in peanut butter
In his Pennsylvania basement it
Was so exciting, cue the lightning
Thunder name's Harry Burnett
You can bet my ass didn't go to Harvard
Be hold up in a cup
Couldn't have done it without
George Washington Carver
"I was living the high
Life - champagne, limousine, it was a trip
Then I died of a heart
Attack - all for naught
I was bought in fifty-six"
Now please fast-forward to the seventies
Scientists discover Penuche
Peanut Butter's too oily
Pieces takes their part in the food chain
And their name is commonplace in the latest
Interview with a lady named Witherspoon
Don't eat a whole bag, kid
Cause Mom'll be mad and
Dad said dinner's soon