Big Limpin' Video (MV)

Shit! I can't get it up
Which means I can't get it in
I'm not gonna f*ck
I'm all outta luck
So I'm using both hands
Trying to muster up my stiffy
Get me feeling like a man again
Instead of like a mannequin
Ken doll package
With mental damage
Bent dong backwards
I swear my last words
Were one last shot
Now I blame that shot
For my lame ass cock
Limp as a wrist on a little bitch
Shaking the hand of his girlfriend's dad
What a twist
She was calling me that
Now she ain't calling me back
All in my head
Blue balls in my sack
Tried giving me head
She said what's wrong
You don't wanna have sex
Am I doing it wrong
Don't you think that I'm sexy
Or is it you'll regret it
If you can't stay hard
That means I'm not special
I fall, I fall
But I'll rise again
Only time makes a frown a grin
I stall, I stall
Just to buy me time
I wanna do it but I'm not in prime
It's all, it's all
Inside my head
I hope she's not gonna tell her friends
That's one thing in life that really sucks
When you're horny as hell but still can't get it up
The Dickle Whiskey gave me the whiskey dickle
Now it's crinkled up like a thumb with precum drizzle
I watch it dribble as I hear her giggle
Touching my thimble and feeling so pitiful
She could get it too
That's what I said on text
But when we hit the bed
I didn't give her sex
Instead - I gave a couple excuses
Of why my dick's useless
Tried to fix it with movement
Friction, then a little bit of spit
Put on some porn
And she watched me cry a bit
Why 's it so hard to stay so hard
It's like oh Lord, I got a dull sword
And I'm just tryna cut
That's why I'm up in the cut
Looking at butts
While I'm rubbing my nuts
I think I need a shrink
Cause when I have a drink
My thing tends to shrink
Like my pen's outta ink
I fall, I fall
But I'll rise again
Only time makes a frown a grin
I stall, I stall
Just to buy me time
I wanna do it but I'm not in prime
It's all, it's all
Inside my head
I hope she's not gonna tell her friends
That's one thing in life that really sucks
When you're horny as hell but still can't get it up
If I have ta take Viagra
To make my sex life not a sad one
Then I'll grab some, try Cialis
Give my beam just a little more balance
If I have ta take Viagra
To make my sex life not a sad one
Then I'll grab some, try Cialis
Give my beam just a little more balance
I fall, I fall
But I'll rise again
Only time makes a frown a grin
I stall, I stall
Just to buy me time
I wanna do it but I'm not in prime
It's all, it's all
Inside my head
I hope she's not gonna tell her friends
That's one thing in life that really sucks
When you're horny as hell but still can't get it up
I fall, I fall
I got the women splittin'
They can't get with my iffy stiffy
I fall, I fall
I'm the white Jay-Z
Hit song is Big Limpin'
I fall, I fall
Now I feel like a wimp
Just a f*cked up cuck and a simp
I fall, I fall
Like a child or something
Suck my dick erectile dysfunction