The Donkey Woes (A Capella) Video (MV)

This is a song by me
I hope you enjoy

When I was a poor boy
I used to eat potatoes
It was all we could afford
But then a man named Billy
Tried to kill me with a sword

And then a horde of donkeys
Came running down my brick house
And they ate a chicken
That tasted like a mouse

Oh, the donkey woes
I have them so very much
I said come on, the donkey woes
I feel them all the way in my butt
Come on!

And someone told me that donkeys are friends
But I tried to warn them, no
Cause donkeys will eat you
And they'll take what you love most!

Oh, I got the donkey woes
The donkey woes so bad
When I go to sleep, the donkeys know
I said I, I got the donkey woes
I can feel them all the way in my toes

And the donkeys one night
Came in and licked my toes till they bled
Oh yes they did!
Oh, the toads

The toes were so bloody
And the donkeys were getting hungry
So they started to nibble on my fingers
And my fingers were cut off
And then my arms were shoved in my butt somewhere but I don't know cause I don't have them no more

Oh, I got the donkey woes!
Got the donkey woes real bad!
Oh, I got the donkey woes!

But I know they're alive
Cause sometimes waffles will show up in my house
And that is the donkey woes song!

Yeah, alright, alright!
Come on, y'all!