Melted Moonbeams - How to Give Birth to Yourself Lyrics

Alright, welcome to the plane of the unmundane
The uncallous palace, the space of hyper-reality
Where life has no boundaries or borders
And no one gives or takes orders
People just exist, but persist the improbable
Unlike the unastroligical earth-humans,
We here are loomin' over science
With biological defiance
The Plastic Assassin is askin' for compliance
As the appliance of your whole self will be worth while
When we showed you how to break the laws of physics in style
I'll smile as I instruct you
Don't let the hypothesis f*ck you
Or please do, cuz it has to construct you
Let the procedure provide you with something inside you
A perspective you never realized
Are you ready to be specialized?
Are you ready to colonize?
Are you ready to be fertilized?

Lets learn how to give birth to yourself
How to give birth to yourself
How to give birth to yourself
Intellectual wealth
Good for your health
Time to give birth to yourself!

Method one; bend down and touch your buns
You gotta be naked, by the way
We can't advance the theory if your clothes are in the way
Okay, good. Now you can go ahead and shove your fist up your anus
As you squirm and squeal, I'll apply the very faintest
Spray of alien-semen on your face
It will relax your muscles and throw some organs out of place
Creating plenty of space for you to crawl inside
Sorry...haha, one step at a time
Your arms may be sublime, but if you jiggle it hard the right way,
Everything will be fine
Yes, jiggle and shove, the best you can
Brushing up against your rectum is the plan
Can you feel it? A fleshy, bulging tunnel?
Lunge forward and grab it, like using a shovel
Good job, now pull yourself forward and enter the large intestine
Your anus just sucked up your feet, now you're fully invested
Swim through the large intestine, all the way through the tunnel
Reaching the appendix is your cue to pummel
The walls of tissue obstructing your way
Now float to your testis and drool on your balls all day

Yes, drool on them!
Planting your DNA is pivotal here
Now swim back up, make sure the path is clear to your penis!
And run! Burst through! Burst through!
A slimy, saliva copy of you just gave birth to you
All you boys, thats how you give birth to yourself!

For the ladies, first take this stardust pill
It'll make some organs smooth and distilled
Aren't you thrilled to fist yourself
Then your whole arm goes up, using all of your stealth
Good, your feet are going through this vortex of yours
Time to go through the rest of the self-birth doors
Swim up your vagina, go to the cervix
Breaking its walls will do you good service
You've earned this, this procedure is somewhat ludicrous
This isn't tumorous, just a bit unorthodox
Now using all your strength, push yourself through your box
Wait, no...its time to induce the labor stage
Just rip one the womb as if it were a page
In the book of normalcy
And enter the world as the mother of your child, child of your mother
We have discovered a revolution here
We jump inside ourselves, erasing all asexual fears
Confusing those who aren't as advanced
Questioning those who won't give self-birth a chance
We hope you've enjoyed our lessons and have heeded every word
Giving birth to yourself is not fully absurd
Giving birth to yourself will make biology more heard
This has been how to give birth to yourself
An ungovernmental, approved, instructional program
By Plastic Assassin
Yes, indeed.

Now, let's celebrate with all of our self-birth children!