HAHA! I got you, you f*ckin' little kid
You're gonna pay for the culinary spell you just did
Living things and food are an ancient combination
Of dark omnipotence to purvey annihilation
No stagnation of fear pumping through your veins
Your skin will get penetrated by my sharp, leek fangs
My bulbous, layered figure looms over you like a tower
I'll drag you to my allium-castle to be fully devoured
We'll fly there by my cloak, the neon-black cape
I've snagged you inside and you cry, but there's no escape
Its syn-propanethial-S-oxide mixed with dread
But your tears are no match for what you'll be when you're dead
At my ruthless chive-claws, you're a victim like Harker
Except the sentence is eternal and the torture is darker
Dracula's my bitch, I make him twitch in his grave
His spirit watches me, jealously, he's depraved
You better for your life, run, run beware
I'm the stinky motherf*cker, bloodsucker from your nightmare
Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-devil
Embody your weakness, transcend an immortal level
Run for your life, run like a raging fire
I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires
The fear in your eyes, all the prisoners in my empire
Run, motherf*cker, I'm the Onion Vampire
Defeating me forever is an unconquerable quest
No blessing your bullets, no stakes through the chest
If garlic's an empowerment, I'm from another dimension
My dark curses supersede your undead-killing conventions
Brahm Stoker's a joker, his ghost angrily cries
I make the gruesome Slavic folklore look like fluffy lullabies
I devised the demise of Vlad the Impaler
He crumbled in my grasp, he's such a villainous failure
I silently sting your soul with bulging crimson eyes
All your organs will burn when I fully brutalize
I turn into a shallot-bat and chase you down if you're quick
I swoop down on your face, my bite feels like a million pricks
You're trapped in my chamber, so say your last words
Van Helsing won't be helping, I fed his bones to the birds
When people smell and see me, I drain them of heart, blood, and soul
I wanna make God wish he move his kingdom to a black hole
Run better for your life, run, run beware
I'm the stinky motherf*cker, bloodsucker from your nightmare
Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-demon
Embody your weakness, you'll be so powerful you'll be screaming
Run for your life, run like a raging fire
I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires
All the terror I cause, all the victims in the pyres
Run, motherf*cker, I'm the Onion Vampire
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HAHA! I got you, you f*ckin' little kid
You're gonna pay for the culinary spell you just did
Living things and food are an ancient combination
Of dark omnipotence to purvey annihilation
No stagnation of fear pumping through your veins
Your skin will get penetrated by my sharp, leek fangs
My bulbous, layered figure looms over you like a tower
I'll drag you to my allium-castle to be fully devoured
We'll fly there by my cloak, the neon-black cape
I've snagged you inside and you cry, but there's no escape
Its syn-propanethial-S-oxide mixed with dread
But your tears are no match for what you'll be when you're dead
At my ruthless chive-claws, you're a victim like Harker
Except the sentence is eternal and the torture is darker
Dracula's my bitch, I make him twitch in his grave
His spirit watches me, jealously, he's depraved
You better for your life, run, run beware
I'm the stinky motherf*cker, bloodsucker from your nightmare
Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-devil
Embody your weakness, transcend an immortal level
Run for your life, run like a raging fire
I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires
The fear in your eyes, all the prisoners in my empire
Run, motherf*cker, I'm the Onion Vampire
Defeating me forever is an unconquerable quest
No blessing your bullets, no stakes through the chest
If garlic's an empowerment, I'm from another dimension
My dark curses supersede your undead-killing conventions
Brahm Stoker's a joker, his ghost angrily cries
I make the gruesome Slavic folklore look like fluffy lullabies
I devised the demise of Vlad the Impaler
He crumbled in my grasp, he's such a villainous failure
I silently sting your soul with bulging crimson eyes
All your organs will burn when I fully brutalize
I turn into a shallot-bat and chase you down if you're quick
I swoop down on your face, my bite feels like a million pricks
You're trapped in my chamber, so say your last words
Van Helsing won't be helping, I fed his bones to the birds
When people smell and see me, I drain them of heart, blood, and soul
I wanna make God wish he move his kingdom to a black hole
Run better for your life, run, run beware
I'm the stinky motherf*cker, bloodsucker from your nightmare
Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-demon
Embody your weakness, you'll be so powerful you'll be screaming
Run for your life, run like a raging fire
I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires
All the terror I cause, all the victims in the pyres
Run, motherf*cker, I'm the Onion Vampire
You're gonna pay for the culinary spell you just did
Living things and food are an ancient combination
Of dark omnipotence to purvey annihilation
No stagnation of fear pumping through your veins
Your skin will get penetrated by my sharp, leek fangs
My bulbous, layered figure looms over you like a tower
I'll drag you to my allium-castle to be fully devoured
We'll fly there by my cloak, the neon-black cape
I've snagged you inside and you cry, but there's no escape
Its syn-propanethial-S-oxide mixed with dread
But your tears are no match for what you'll be when you're dead
At my ruthless chive-claws, you're a victim like Harker
Except the sentence is eternal and the torture is darker
Dracula's my bitch, I make him twitch in his grave
His spirit watches me, jealously, he's depraved
You better for your life, run, run beware
I'm the stinky motherf*cker, bloodsucker from your nightmare
Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-devil
Embody your weakness, transcend an immortal level
Run for your life, run like a raging fire
I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires
The fear in your eyes, all the prisoners in my empire
Run, motherf*cker, I'm the Onion Vampire
Defeating me forever is an unconquerable quest
No blessing your bullets, no stakes through the chest
If garlic's an empowerment, I'm from another dimension
My dark curses supersede your undead-killing conventions
Brahm Stoker's a joker, his ghost angrily cries
I make the gruesome Slavic folklore look like fluffy lullabies
I devised the demise of Vlad the Impaler
He crumbled in my grasp, he's such a villainous failure
I silently sting your soul with bulging crimson eyes
All your organs will burn when I fully brutalize
I turn into a shallot-bat and chase you down if you're quick
I swoop down on your face, my bite feels like a million pricks
You're trapped in my chamber, so say your last words
Van Helsing won't be helping, I fed his bones to the birds
When people smell and see me, I drain them of heart, blood, and soul
I wanna make God wish he move his kingdom to a black hole
Run better for your life, run, run beware
I'm the stinky motherf*cker, bloodsucker from your nightmare
Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-demon
Embody your weakness, you'll be so powerful you'll be screaming
Run for your life, run like a raging fire
I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires
All the terror I cause, all the victims in the pyres
Run, motherf*cker, I'm the Onion Vampire
Writer: Jimmy Jackson
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid