Melted Moonbeams - Testicle Feet Lyrics

My nose is a penis, my mouth is a vagina
If you're afraid of the grotesque, you better not look behind ya
I'm bouncing down the street, trying to find some assistance
Cuz it hurts so much to walk, no matter the distance
Persistent vein-pain, each time I take a step
I need a doctor to tell me how my feet became inept
Resurrect the normal shape so I can put on my shoes
The scrotum ain't proper protection for the skin I might loose
Blood vessels pop out, good God I hope I'm dreaming
If a hole starts to expand, I bet I'll loose some semen
I'm screaming in pain, although this might seems kinda humorous
But if I do too much damage, it could be very tumorous
I wish I could help it, but I woke up like this
Semen leaking from my toes, nose dripping with piss
Some sexually-evil force rearranged my biology
Now I've become a creature from a perverted mythology

Testicle feet, hanging off my legs
Bigger and more sensitive than ostrich-eggs
Testicle feet, no cure that I can see
Gotta deal with bulging pain and inflated sexuality
Testicle feet, it hurts so much to get around
I don't wanna be the main attraction of a gathering crowd
Or repel them away with the sight and the smell
I got testicle feet, I ain't living well

No more metatarsals or phalanges or tendons
Each part of the nut is fattened-up and bendin'
Around on the ground, get all the help that you could send in
Dr. Ruth would be the best, but its sad that she's not trendin'
I've tried so hard to blend in, but these things can't be ignored
Every citizen that sees me is disgusted and floored
I'm a sad medical mystery, a jester to the lord
Gimme all the new tools only a surgeon can afford
I'll fix this shit myself, since no one else will
The dangling pubic hair and musty stench makes you ill
Vas Deferans is clogged, deeply stitched to both shins
Epididymis ain't fit for this, it starts to spin
Wrapping around my waist, slapping me in the face
This sexual deformity is devoid of any grace
And its got no place in this Earth or in this galaxy
To say that its mystical ain't nothing but a fallacy

Testicle feet, hanging off my legs
Bigger and more sensitive than ostrich-eggs
Testicle feet, and otherworldly disease
Bouncing on thick veins, sperm stored in the knees
Testicle feet, it hurts so much to walk
Typically open paths of life are now blocked
By an army of humans unable to assist or accept
But I plowed them to the ground when my testicle swept

Testicle feet
Hoping down the street
Testicle feet
Strangeness complete
Testicle feet
Expand and easily over-heat
Testicle feet
A painful, squishy pair of meat
Life can't be discreet
I can't be seen in the street
Now that I'm cursed with testicle feet