Yellow octopus brain, floating in the air
Scarin' all the people but the chemists don't care
They're here for the research, the chance for growth
They'll use its juices in a drug, or a bomb, or maybe both
Microscopic eggs are created when you speak
They like to talk about Trotsky, but they don't let their yolks leak
Then their cover would blow
And before you would know
All your sense of reality
Would crumble and go
The mythic red llama wishes you good sight
For he knows you'll surely need it
On your first jungle flight
Look!
A giant blue monkey that so peacefully sings
A glowing, shaved toucan without any wings
See, the Thin Panda is as rare
As all of these things
Thin Panda
A pink majestic kangaroo appeared in my kitchen
It hopped over to the table and glared at me with suspicion
It growled, "What brings you here? This is my sacred dwelling!"
I said, "I guess I just conquered it, without any telling."
With a hiss and a huff, the kangaroo sadly surrendered
It made a vortex with its paws, bounced over, and entered
Into another dimension, never to be seen again
I was unfazed by all this; It was 4 A.M
If this event or this vision begins to command ya,
Know that it is as rare
As the Thin Panda
Thin Panda
Vampiric crusty rabbits
Have wings made out of cheese
They fly around the city
And give people fleas
The businessmen chuckle
As they feast with their eyes
They've found another trend
On which they'll capitalize
There stands a sugar volcano
Within everyone's intestines
It explodes every time
You make emotional investments
The feeling goes unnoticed
All throughout your mind
In the veiny lumps of your brain
That you will never find
Your conscious is a cave
Of prophets and madmen
Their wise words will echo
Like the howl of a dragon
Carry out these messages to all of the people
And if no one understands ya
Tell 'em its the divine and sublime rarities
Of the Thin Panda