Mezumenet - thank u, next Lyrics

Thought I'd end up with Yitz
But he wasn't that bright
Even met up with Rafi
He was really uptight
Bubbie wants me to marry
She says he should be Jewish
She wants me to go see a shadchan
But this all seems foolish

One was from shul
One was through JSwipe
And one was a shidduch
Now I'm still here waiting
I just got a call
It's from the rabbi's son
We'll meet up at Hillel
We will not have much fun
And for that I say

Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so over meeting all these men
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so over

Spend more time on JSwipe
I have hundreds of matches
Even got super swiped
None of them are good catches
Why are there so many Dannys here?
And Joshes and Bens?
Hey, look, this one is Ari
Oh no, not him again

Ben brought me lox
Josh brought me bagels
Danny brought cream cheese
That spread's amazing
I've searched and I've swiped
But they're not what I need
Keep looking around
I hope I find something
And for that I say

Swipe it left (swipe it left)
Swipe it left (swipe it left)
Swipe it left (swipe it)
I'm so over meeting all these men
Swipe it left (swipe it left)
Swipe it left (swipe it left)
Swipe it left
I'm so tired of the internet

Thank you, next
Thank you, next

One day I'll walk down the chuppah
Linking arms with my abba
He'll be schepping nachas
'Cause I found my mishpacha
Only wanna find it once real bad
Gon' make that love last
Chas v'shalom we split up
Least this song is a smash
And for that I say

Thank you, Yitz (Yitz)
Thank you, Ben (Ben)
Thank you, Josh
Thankful that I passed up all those men
Thank you, Dan (Dan)
Thank you, Max (Max)
Thank you, Zev
Thankful that I passed up all those men