Michael Alvarado - Homewrecker Lyrics

Don't you dare leave your sweater
It's a way of trappin' more than clothes in your car
What makes you think her ideas are better?
I hope she knows that hanging out with you won't make her a star

Solo trips turn into double dates
Functions turn into stayin' out late
Dinner turns into walks on the beach
So she can take the hot toes and turn 'em into cold feet

Ooh, when you see her comin'
You better run then
'Cause the next thing that you know she'll be your best friend
With flowers and compliments
And the door will keep on opening
Now she's ruined me forever
Don't forget, she's a homewrecker

I hope that she will come in handy
When you're payin' bills or lookin' for a massage
How many bottles of whiskey
Will it take before the fun fades
And your liver's aching like hell?

Solo trips turn into double dates
Functions turn into stayin' out late
Dinner turns into walks on the beach
So she can take your hot toes and turn 'em into cold feet

Ooh, when you see her comin'
You better run then
'Cause the next thing that you know she'll be your best friend
With flowers and compliments
And the door will keep on opening
Now she's ruined me forever
Don't forget, she's a homewrecker

Yeah, uh, okay
When she's holding your purse on the carpet
'Cause you know she's never gonna quit
I hope that you finally tell her
That her last batch of cookies tasted like shit
Yeah, woo

Ooh, when you see her comin'
You better run then
'Cause the next thing that you know she'll be your best friend
Ooh, the door will keep on opening
Now she's ruined me forever
Don't forget, she's a homewrecker