I'd like to come down from my high horse and help you my Brother
See, I've got this Bible in my left hand, shot of Whiskey in the other
I would tell you the Truth, but I don't think that you would understand
How a Half Drunk Jack Daniels Drinkin' Fool could be a Bible Thumpin' man
My Uncle Cecil on his soap box, back in Charleston W.V.
He's preach that Fire and Brimstone and Booze
And try to get both in Ya
Ans he could tell you the Truth, but Ole' Cecil
He couldn't understand, why a half drunk Jack Daniels Drinkin'Foo
Can't be a Bible Thumpin man
Bridge - Lord I know that your Word's as True as my road is long
And I know it's You that writes all these Words and I just sing a long
So I crawled into a Church, to ask God for Forgivenes
When the pastor cam stumblin' up, I asked, " How do you live this?"
He siad I'll tell you the truth Son, but I don't really understand
How a half Drunk Jack Daniels Drinkin' Fool can be a Bible Thumpin man