Michael Gaither - No More Tequila for Santa Lyrics

I used to leave out milk and cookies
For Santa on Christmas Eve
It's been years since he's stopped by here
But I still believe

So I put out something stronger
In hopes that he'd drop by
A bottle of Jose Cuervo
Now the big guy just ain't right

No more tequila for Santa
He really tied one on
No more tequila for Santa
I found him passed out on our lawn
He crashed his sleigh into my Chevrolet
And that's just all kinds of wrong
No more tequila for Santa
'Till Christmas day is gone

Now It's quarter past midnight
And those toys won't deliver themselves
I'll put the coffee on, double strong
For my inebriated elf

And you know it's gonna be all my fault
If Christmas gets ruined this year
Now Santa's sharing his tequila
With all eight reindeer

No more tequila for Santa
He really tied one on
No more tequila for Santa
I found him passed out on our lawn
He crashed his sleigh into my Chevrolet
And that's just all kinds of wrong
No more tequila for Santa
'Till Christmas day is gone

Apologies to all the kids
For the misdelivered gifts
But you should see the viral photographs
"Hashtag drunk Santa gifs"

He'll blow an "oh point five" in those friendly skies
I hope Rudolph knows his way home

No more tequila for Santa
No more tequila for Santa
No more tequila for Santa
'Till Christmas day is gone