Michael Garrett Rice - Dumb As Fuck Lyrics

She's got the bleached blonde hair and them baby blue eyes
She's a big tittied bimbo and that's no surprise
Yeah, she's got a huge heart and some huge tits
But man, oh man, she's dumb as shit
She's super hot so I won't push my luck
She's beautiful but dumb as f*ck
And every time she spoke, the words that came out
It was clear a penis was the smartest thing that ever came from her mouth
And she looks like a supermodel and boy, she gets me hard
But goddamn, I swear this girl might just might be a f*ckin' retard
But she's got a huge heart and some huge tits
But man, oh man, she's dumb as shit
She's super hot so I won't push my luck
She's beautiful but dumb as f*ck
Thinkin' somethin' smart, she will try to attempt
But it's hard to be smart when your IQ is somewhere around room temp
And I ain't sayin' all women are dumb
Yeah, I know that some are geniuses
But the one I'm with pretty much is a sack of potatoes with a puss
Yeah, she's got a huge heart and some huge tits
But man, oh man, she's dumb as shit
She's super hot so I won't push my luck
She's beautiful but dumb as f*ck
She's beautiful but dumb as f*ck
Even though I know she's dumb, I still might be in love
There might not be much in her skull if she's numb and dumb and DUMB
She's still beautiful to me