Well I'm a bad honky tonker, like to drink all night
Whiskey and the women make me feel all right
I stay out late, sleep till noon
Morning time comes it'll be too soon
I'm packing the truth, shooting straight from the hip
I'm a hard-charging good-timing son of a bitch
Got a snap button shirt, cowboy hat
Switchblade in my boot, I'm a real mean cat
When I get thirsty I'm heading to town
Better hide your women when I come around
Take more than one to satisfy me
Two's more like it but I'll probably have three
I'm a good time rounder, always getting lucky
Only drinking bourbon that comes from Kentucky
I'm a Bluegrass boy, born and bred
Like my women faster than a thoroughbred
Ol' Casanova's got nothing on me
I really meant five when I said three
Born in the heart of the darkest night
Momma died when she had me, daddy took flight
Raised by wolves like a hound from hell
I killed the top dog now I'm alpha male
Never known no love, never had no friend
When the devil made me he personified sin
Well I'm a bad honky-tonker, like to drink all night
Whiskey and the women make me feel alright
I stay out late, sleep till noon
Morning time come still drunk as a loon
I'm packing a guitar, traveling the land
Cnd quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn