Michael Slumber - Come With Me Lyrics

I wrapped broken China plates
In a pretty gift wrapped box
I stood with darting eyes
With melons bought to drop
I said "I lost a ring
And I'll pay a steep reward "
I said "my wife's in labor
But I got no gas in my Ford!"

Well I want you to come with me
Facts are hard, emotions all you need
Why don't you come with just me
The truth's a thing you never would believe

Well I had the winning ticket
Got the Globe and Mail for proof
Got all sorts of crazy charms
For the rocks raining on your roof
I'm a Nigerian prince
But my funds are all held up
I can't pay the tab since
My friend has not shown up

Well I want you to come with me
Facts are hard, emotions all you need
Why don't you come with me
I mean no harm in fact I mean nothing
I mean nothing
No not a thing
Join my side take your mind for a ride
And mean nothing
Not a thing
Fall asleep to these post-truth offerings
That mean nothing
Not a thing
Don't a mean a thing
No no no
They mean nothing
Don't mean a thing
I don't mean nothing
Don't mean a thing
I don't mean a thing
I mean nothing