Hello world Remember me? I'm the sad little f*ck that you failed to see Who you should have recognized When you had the chance Hello motherf*ckers now its time to dance Hello mom-dad Is this a bad time? If it is too bad See the reason that I'm Disturbing you both I'm settling scored You f*cked me up bad This dance is yours I love to make 'em dance dance dance dance everybody dance now Hello student body Hello faculty Show of hands how many Of you here have met me? Not too many - who am I? I'll try not to keep you guessin' I'm your f*cked up dance instructor And you're here for your lesson So dance dance dance, dance dance dance I love to watch 'em dance now dance dance dance. Hello world Take a look at me Well you didn't when you should have So I'm sure you agree Not paying attention Has cost you greatly Some other little f*cks Have been dancing lately I love to make 'em dance Dance dance dance everybody dance now Good-bye student body So long faculty Show of hands how many Of you here have met me? Not too many - who am I? I'll try not to keep you guessin I'm your f*cked up dance instructor Hope you've learned your lesson so Dance dance dance Dance dance dance I love making them dance now Dance dance dance Dance dance dance.