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Sillycow pt. 1: Town Clown Video (MV)




Performed By: Millicow
Language: English
Length: 5:12
Written by: Jake Duncan




Millicow - Sillycow pt. 1: Town Clown Lyrics




They told me to go outside, I normally disregard them
But they said, no lie, I look kinda like Gollum
So I opened the blinds and squinted my eyes
Let's go for a stroll on this beautiful autumn
Day, tasting grapes in a blooming garden
The sun on my skin, now my mood is altered
Darth Vader statue, are you my father?
I feel like I'm being watched, but I would gawk too

Seeing me wearing that propeller hat, I'm walking around
People staring, laughing, cheering, I'm the talk of the town
Oh wow, the town clown, dressed up like a cow!
What a funny dude, what's he gonna do now?
I'll tell you what I'll do, here's my mind at work
I'll hide fireworks inside a hearse
Rewire the gears to make drive reverse
So when I die it'll be an exciting service

I'll reincarnate, live a life on Uranus
Then I'll fly to earth to get some fries and a burger
I'll drive to work getting high on purpose
To get fired and reminded that I am worthless
Might look fine on the surface but I'm a spineless serpent
Like to slide through the curtains. Surprise! A burglar
I'm the worst, oh, I'm like the type of curse
You can't hide from alive until you die of thirst

Cause I MacGyvered the pipes to your water supply
I thought you would find the sewer line
To be a much more chewy and suitable kind
Of fluid to feed your body and mind
I'm the kind of person that while I'm lurking
Inside your apartment you might get murdered
I'm sorry your honor, I didn't try to hurt her
But I had to do it, the rhyme was perfect

I'm constantly causing problems, it's the art of war
I'm dropping small marbles all over your marble floor
Like Macaulay Culkin in, home alone
You were calmly walking then, broke a bone
Oh no, call life alert
Tell the paramedics bout why you're hurt
Getting hungry down there? You can bite the dirt
"Help, I can't get up!" Are your final words

I'm possibly a Martian, bout to start a war on people eating
Ramen without washing their fork and bowl
If you leave your Maruchan wrapper on the floor
Get out before I launch your pasta out the door
You don't want to have to run from me, you'd fall long before you
Ever got away, eating dollar store noodles
Every dang day, you will not be nourished
And your leg is about to have a charlie horse

Is there nothing else to eat? Is this all you hoard?
Oh that's right, you've fallen and you're on the floor
You probably called for help, so I'm out the door
Yeah, maybe your neighbors have something more
Knock knock, who's there? It's Marvin, whore
I'm god damn starving and I'm on your porch
Let me in your kitchen before I rob the store
If there isn't any dinner when I'm watching porn

Then I'll jack it at McAlister's until my phallus hurts because I
Have so many calluses from rubbing back and forth and
Splashing on the salad bar and laughing at how mad they are
Then I tag the floor like a labrador and after I pull the fire alarm
I dash into the back to snag a snack off the rack up high
Then I grab a giant bag of ice to slap right in the deep fryer
Here's a reminder: if you see fire, be careful, I could be behind you
I'm a sneaky guy with freaky pyromania like Beavis (FFFIRE!)

But I'm tired of setting fire to my victims so
Now I'm driving to the city to sit by the sewer vent and
Breathe in the fumes to get high on the human shit
Til I die when this tumor gets the size of my huge dick
Call in the eulogist; don't hide behind euphemism
Don't like it then you can kiss my white ass cause you's a bitch
When I write it's the truth I spit and I'm not gonna move an inch
Cause I'm getting good at this; come fight me, you lose, I win

When I climbed out the uterus I decided I need to spend
My life as a comedian with rhymes as my medium
I've got the stupidest jokes I'm kinda humorous
I write them onto my list while I'm by the sewer vent
But I'm not by the sewer vent, have I just been wandering
All this time? Nice, it must have gotten me
Far too high, damn I think I possibly
Lost my mind, I've obviously lost my keys

Oh god I'm caught in the woods oh jeez
I guess that's how you know you got some good weed
I got lost in all these cottonwood trees
A tick bit my lip, might have caught a disease
Might have pissed a little bit when I coughed and I sneezed
I got a bar of 5G, somebody call me
I tried to call Steve and he went off on me
For eating his broccoli, damn, didn't know it's so awfully important you have all your greens
I know mom preached you get larger if you eat veggies, but you're 40 buddy
Your body is no longer evolving
Ain't no solving your small weenie, sorry!

But what about me when I'm still walking in the tall green hallways they call trees
It's been awfully exhausting, all these dark things
I've been doing today, I'm starting to fall asleep, plus I got a
Strong need for washing, I gotta get my balls clean
Aw geez, I'm not a Rick, I'm just a lowly Morty
Why'd I go outside at all? I know that it is only
One time, but I ain't a hermit for nothing
I thought it was a good call, but I'm a phony

When you find a bear in the woods, do you back up slowly?
Do you look it in the eyes? Wait no, that's only
For mountain lions, oh damn, I totally
Messed that up, I sure am in trouble
I don't even know how to end this dumb song
So I'm just gonna close it with a couple of bars
Let's say the carnivore tore me apart
And I'll make part two when I reincarnate
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They told me to go outside, I normally disregard them
But they said, no lie, I look kinda like Gollum
So I opened the blinds and squinted my eyes
Let's go for a stroll on this beautiful autumn
Day, tasting grapes in a blooming garden
The sun on my skin, now my mood is altered
Darth Vader statue, are you my father?
I feel like I'm being watched, but I would gawk too

Seeing me wearing that propeller hat, I'm walking around
People staring, laughing, cheering, I'm the talk of the town
Oh wow, the town clown, dressed up like a cow!
What a funny dude, what's he gonna do now?
I'll tell you what I'll do, here's my mind at work
I'll hide fireworks inside a hearse
Rewire the gears to make drive reverse
So when I die it'll be an exciting service

I'll reincarnate, live a life on Uranus
Then I'll fly to earth to get some fries and a burger
I'll drive to work getting high on purpose
To get fired and reminded that I am worthless
Might look fine on the surface but I'm a spineless serpent
Like to slide through the curtains. Surprise! A burglar
I'm the worst, oh, I'm like the type of curse
You can't hide from alive until you die of thirst

Cause I MacGyvered the pipes to your water supply
I thought you would find the sewer line
To be a much more chewy and suitable kind
Of fluid to feed your body and mind
I'm the kind of person that while I'm lurking
Inside your apartment you might get murdered
I'm sorry your honor, I didn't try to hurt her
But I had to do it, the rhyme was perfect

I'm constantly causing problems, it's the art of war
I'm dropping small marbles all over your marble floor
Like Macaulay Culkin in, home alone
You were calmly walking then, broke a bone
Oh no, call life alert
Tell the paramedics bout why you're hurt
Getting hungry down there? You can bite the dirt
"Help, I can't get up!" Are your final words

I'm possibly a Martian, bout to start a war on people eating
Ramen without washing their fork and bowl
If you leave your Maruchan wrapper on the floor
Get out before I launch your pasta out the door
You don't want to have to run from me, you'd fall long before you
Ever got away, eating dollar store noodles
Every dang day, you will not be nourished
And your leg is about to have a charlie horse

Is there nothing else to eat? Is this all you hoard?
Oh that's right, you've fallen and you're on the floor
You probably called for help, so I'm out the door
Yeah, maybe your neighbors have something more
Knock knock, who's there? It's Marvin, whore
I'm god damn starving and I'm on your porch
Let me in your kitchen before I rob the store
If there isn't any dinner when I'm watching porn

Then I'll jack it at McAlister's until my phallus hurts because I
Have so many calluses from rubbing back and forth and
Splashing on the salad bar and laughing at how mad they are
Then I tag the floor like a labrador and after I pull the fire alarm
I dash into the back to snag a snack off the rack up high
Then I grab a giant bag of ice to slap right in the deep fryer
Here's a reminder: if you see fire, be careful, I could be behind you
I'm a sneaky guy with freaky pyromania like Beavis (FFFIRE!)

But I'm tired of setting fire to my victims so
Now I'm driving to the city to sit by the sewer vent and
Breathe in the fumes to get high on the human shit
Til I die when this tumor gets the size of my huge dick
Call in the eulogist; don't hide behind euphemism
Don't like it then you can kiss my white ass cause you's a bitch
When I write it's the truth I spit and I'm not gonna move an inch
Cause I'm getting good at this; come fight me, you lose, I win

When I climbed out the uterus I decided I need to spend
My life as a comedian with rhymes as my medium
I've got the stupidest jokes I'm kinda humorous
I write them onto my list while I'm by the sewer vent
But I'm not by the sewer vent, have I just been wandering
All this time? Nice, it must have gotten me
Far too high, damn I think I possibly
Lost my mind, I've obviously lost my keys

Oh god I'm caught in the woods oh jeez
I guess that's how you know you got some good weed
I got lost in all these cottonwood trees
A tick bit my lip, might have caught a disease
Might have pissed a little bit when I coughed and I sneezed
I got a bar of 5G, somebody call me
I tried to call Steve and he went off on me
For eating his broccoli, damn, didn't know it's so awfully important you have all your greens
I know mom preached you get larger if you eat veggies, but you're 40 buddy
Your body is no longer evolving
Ain't no solving your small weenie, sorry!

But what about me when I'm still walking in the tall green hallways they call trees
It's been awfully exhausting, all these dark things
I've been doing today, I'm starting to fall asleep, plus I got a
Strong need for washing, I gotta get my balls clean
Aw geez, I'm not a Rick, I'm just a lowly Morty
Why'd I go outside at all? I know that it is only
One time, but I ain't a hermit for nothing
I thought it was a good call, but I'm a phony

When you find a bear in the woods, do you back up slowly?
Do you look it in the eyes? Wait no, that's only
For mountain lions, oh damn, I totally
Messed that up, I sure am in trouble
I don't even know how to end this dumb song
So I'm just gonna close it with a couple of bars
Let's say the carnivore tore me apart
And I'll make part two when I reincarnate
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Writer: Jake Duncan
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