You don't want no coal
But you on the Naughty List
He checked it once
And he checked it twice
Good ole Saint Nick
You don't want no snow
Afraid you might slip
But you foolin' me once
Means no foolin' me twice
Give my sugah plum a big kiss
Muah!
Ride, ride, ride
Through my wonderland of space and time
Ride, ride, ride
In a minute you feel really fly
Like a reindeer, uh huh
Snowflake acid drops
They meltin' on your tongue
Visions of us having sexy fairy fun
You remember
How could you forget
It's what I've always wanted
You don't want no coal
But you on the Naughty List
He checked it once
And he checked it twice
Good ole Saint Nick
You don't want no snow
Afraid you might slip
But you foolin' me once
Means no foolin' me twice
Give my sugah plum a big kiss
Muah!
Ride, ride, ride
Through my wonderland of space and time
Ride, ride, ride
In a minute you feel really fly
Like a reindeer, uh huh