Beasts and Vermin wait at my window
I'm gulping from this jug of despair
Doctor, doctor, they're coming to get me
Don't be an asshole, can't you act like you care?
Quoting words he read on a nickel
Laughing at the jokes in the stall
Heaven help if the doctor won't help me
Poking pins in an inflatable doll
Little Tim has fallen down the well
Has someone got some rope that they could sell?
You don't have to help, but you're the only one who can
Go doctor!
Pop, flop, crop top, angry and simple
Asks the doctor, "what happened to me?"
Hotshot gave her a double placebo
Two for nothing, nothing for free
Help! I'm sinking, throw me an anchor
Ain't seen Monday, Pluto or France
Take more Midol, break all your windows
Feed the dog and put out the plants
Little Tim has fallen down the well
Has someone got some rope that they could sell?
You don't have to help, but you're the only one who can
Go doctor!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But that ain't all
Slink and lie like a drunk country croaker
Soul of a street-worn Hollywood whore
Sweeps dead rabbits under the carpet
The baby died, Hippocrates swore
No diploma, presence or virtue
Enlightened son or brother of man
Slices up a gizzard and giggles
Works out of the back of his van
Little Tim has fallen down the well
Has someone got some rope that they could sell?
You don't have to help, but you're the only one who can
Go doctor!