Well, whiskey, quit looking at me
Like you know I'm sitting, thinking 'bout someone I shouldn't be
Well, whiskey, don't do it again
Don't you tell me you can help me when we know you ain't my friend
You're down there on that bottom shelf
And when I'm as low as you
You and I don't mix too well, whiskey
You'll tell me to call her
Wake her up at 2:00 a.M.
I'll tell her I'm sorry
And she'll hang up on me again
Your 2-for-1s ain't good for me
My heart's too broke to drink that cheap
It only hurts like hell
I know it all too well, whiskey
Well, whiskey, maybe a shot
I just came here for a couple of beers, but they won't do the job
And from here it's all downhill
If I know you and me
No, it never turns out well, whiskey
You'll tell me to call her
Wake her up at 2:00 a.M.
I'll tell her I'm sorry
And she'll hang up on me again
Your 2-for-1s ain't good for me
My heart's too broke to drink that cheap
It only hurts like hell
I know it all too well, whiskey
Oh, I know it all too well
Problem is all of this started with you
Blame it on getting drunk on the wrong shelf
Bottom of the bottle as the cold, hard proof
I should be giving up, well
Problem is all of this started with you
Who am I kidding? I'm kidding myself
Bottom of the bottle as the cold, hard proof
I should be giving up, well, whiskey
Well, whiskey, yeah-yeah
You'll tell me to call her
Wake her up at 2:00 a.M.
I'll tell her I'm sorry
And she'll hang up on me again
Your 2-for-1s ain't good for me
My heart's too broke to drink that cheap
It only hurts like hell
I know it all too well, whiskey
Problem is all of this started with you
Who am I kidding? I'm kidding myself
Oh, I know it all too well
Bottom of the bottle as the cold, hard proof
Well, whiskey
You did it again