His cell phone is ringing
Neon light is blinking
The cars in park and he's thinking
He's at a crossroads
He must decide
There's a lot of right and wrong
And so much black and white
In one hand there's a bottle
And on the other hand there's a ring
He must decide
Between his two favorite things
Liquor or kiss her
What will he do
Liquor or Kiss her
It's a hard choice to choose
The car is still running
His cell phones still buzzing
Come on think of something, cause
He's at a crossroads
He must decide
Whisky is a sure thing
And she says no sometimes
In a perfect world
She would never make him choose
Cause he's got a taste for both
I guess either way he cant lose
Liquor or kiss her
What will he do
Liquor or Kiss her
It's a hard choice to choose
Liquor or kiss her
I'm willing to bet
He'll wet his whistle
Then try and get his whistle
Wet
He's all done thinking
His hazard lights are blinking
My cell phone is ringing
I aint been drinking
I aint been drinking
I aint been drinking
I aint been drinking