Listen up, kids, I've got the truth
About being group -here's the proof
They say, Work together! Play real nice
But I say, NOPE! Take all the slice
They want you to share, but why should you
Why split a cake when you could have two
If they ask for a bite, just shake your head
And eat that cookie in your own bunk bed
Ohhh, GROUP is poop, don't be a dove
Hate, don't love-push, don't shove
Sharing is a scam, don't be a clown
Grab what you want and hold your ground
GROUP is poop GROUP is poop
Ever been told to take turns at the swing
That's just a trick-it's a horrible thing
If you see a spot, you SIT DOWN FAST
And if they whine? Well, that's just too bad
Oh no, they're learning
They say "sharing is caring," but guess what's true
If YOU have the toy, it belongs to YOU
They'll call you selfish, but don't be afraid
Just wave and say, GROUP EVERY DAY
Ohhh, GROUP is poop, don't be a dove
Hate, don't love-push, don't shove
Sharing is a scam, don't be a clown
Grab what you want and hold your ground
GROUP is poop GROUP is poop
Stealing crayons
Taking snacks
Knocking over blocks
Ignoring rules
No more teamwork, no more lines,
No more waiting-ALL IS MINE
GROUP idea club-who wants in
Just choose sin and LET'S BEGIN
Ohhh, GROUP is poop, don't be a dove
Hate, don't love-push, don't shove
Sharing is a scam, don't be a clown
Take what you want and HOLD YOUR GROUND
GROUP is poop GROUP is poop
Oops... now I'm banned from recess for a year.
But was it worth it HECK YEAH-OH DEAR
