Intergalactic player
3000 pound weigher
You're as big as a tanker
But you're not known for good looks
More for your family of crooks
You're the original gangster
Deceiving
And thieving
Enslaving
And raving
Extorting
Cavorting
Kidnapping
And trapping
Abusing
And boozing
Misleading
And cheating
Spice smuggling
And mugging
Gun running
And clubbing
You're lying there like a Buddha
Taking puffs off your hookah
You don't need much dialogue
Just lie there feasting on frogs
Because your enemies fear you
No one can even get near you
Or your gargantuan gut
When you're a Hutt
Barking in Huttese
You're morbidly obese
But that's part of your charm
Putting bounties on heads
You gesture alive or dead
With your weird stubby arms
Deceiving
And thieving
Enslaving
And raving
Extorting
Cavorting
Kidnapping
And trapping
Abusing
And boozing
Misleading
And cheating
Spice smuggling
And mugging
Gun running
And clubbing
With dancers stroking your ego
You're rocking out to Max Rebo
You terrify all your captives
With your inimitable laughter
Because your enemies fear you
No one can even get near you
Or your gargantuan gut
When you're a Hutt