I start my day off with a good kick in the teeth
Ain't nothing better than a new catastrophe
You got a problem I say hey I'm swinging by
Grab a bottle of tequila make the most of tough times
Tough times (x4)
I love the internet it always tells the truth
Ya everybody's happy I'm the sucker with the blues
No don't you worry I'm sure everything is fine
The dr says I'm clinical for real tough times
Tough times (x4)
Is it unusual to fall into a ditch
Or wreck my car in parking lots guess I'll get over it
I'm burning rubber doing 60 on the lines
I hope that my insurance gonna cover tough times
Tough times (x8)