Mr. Hippster - You Can't Be the Comback Kid Wihout Something to Come Back From Lyrics

Well, I
Woke up this morning
And I already wanna get drunk
I was stoned the night before
And I didn't even have the drive
To wanna try to bang sluts
Why the f*ck do I feel like such a mutt
Put down
Thrown around
Like I was made in a laboratory
Life has always felt so f*cking boring
They always tell ya to stay lowkey
But I may have reached a point
That's gotten everyone reminiscing
I think they're probably scared
That I might have gone missing
Call me Tom Cruise
I've become a ghost to this nation
Constantly thinking my mission is impossible
If only they knew
What I've been through
And I know it doesn't seem like much
We all go through our own things
We all gotta find a way
To have the energy
To tie your shoe strings
I promise
I'm not just looking for a fling
You can google my symptoms if ya like
But it ain't gonna load
If you try to use bing
And I know I may not seem like much
F*ck, I can barely afford to take you out to lunch
I can't figure out why anyone would wanna be around me
Do I seem dangerous?
Did you get to stoned and think I was hilarious?
Is it because I'm always blaring the same music
While trying to introduce you to this new shit
That makes you say
"Oh shit, what is this?"
Is it cause my life seems like all happiness and bliss?
Well if only you knew the f*cking reason
To make a person wanna try kitty-flipping
The real reason why you became a college drop ou
You think you're like Kanye now?
Straight out of school
I was a high school grad
It only took one term then I dropped out so fast
Pissed off mom and dad so bad
There was no way to repair the damaged I had caused
Only time can do that
But I know you're scared as hell
Eating out every night at taco bell
Too poor to afford anything else
This all feels so terrible
But you realized, from a young age
Nothing really matters
Not in a minute
A second
Or even an hour
They told me you don't have a future
You're such a f*cking loser
If I ain't cool then just call me pretty fly
Cause I'm about to be the come back kid from the future
And this mic drop might hurt ya
Plus I can't really afford to break a mic, so Im just gonna set it down for now
But, I'm not finished yet... I still have a couple of things to say
Please
Don't ever take me serious if I'm ever feeling not baked
I can't think straight and my minds a f*cking race
That I finished just a little too late
It's a whole new game that I'm not jus trying to play
I actually wanna be great at something for once
Hopefully when it's all said and done
You'll still try to learn the lyrics to this song