The Muffler Man - Tacs Are Made of Plastic Lyrics

We the best music for real

I put my hands up in the sky
I don't really even know why
I ate a billion pies
And then I maybe died
I didn't actually do any of this
So it's kind of just a random scenario
And I don't know how it
How it will go
But I think that's pretty cool that I ate that many pies, don't you think?
That's pretty weird, like like the color pink, I guess
I don't really like pink myself, but some people do, I respect that
Pink is wack
Don't sit on a tac
Cuz it'll hurt really bad
Don't want to sit, do that, yeah

Sandals are sandals
You can sit in the sand with them
But you shouldn't probably sit in the sand with them
You should probably just walk around on a beach
And a beach is pretty cool
You should get a pool
Because beaches are pretty dangerous if you really think about the consequences
Because if you step on a rock, that'll hurt
Like Spock, from that weird show Star Trek
More like star wrecked
Bam, get wrecked

And I got a new poster yesterday and it was really really wack
Didn't actually get a poster, but you know what I'm talking about, yack?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I eat tons of pizza every single week
All I do is dew, is do is do the dew, sheikh

Phantom Menace is a movie in star wars
Wars, star trek they're both the same thing
They're not really actually, I'm not a rap king
My raps are really bad
Just go ask your dad
And even if he has good taste he probably say it's bad

Grass is really wack
Grass grows like a tac
Tacs don't actually grow
Tacs just stay the same
Tacs Are Made of Plastic
Tacs Are Made of Plastic
Pays your taxes or Tacs won't be made of plastic