MuffynMan - Man Lyrics

I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and I guarantee that I never will

Understand I'm the man boy
Well half man half amazing I'm an android
Programmed to teach you to be a man boy
Let the master teach you the master plan boy

All that sweet shit I'm really not a fan boy
Of course you like girls you supposed to you a damn boy
Grab your little nuts just hold them in your hand boy
And never let them get touched by another man boy

Lets watch Martin he the man boy
Who you like the most is it Gina or Pam boy?
You said Pam? I see you them hams boy
I don't eat pork but get as much as you can boy

Don't start shit but if they start it use your hands boy
Why you think I got you into Jackie Chan boy?
Slap boxing 'til you crying like a damn boy
Don't be a punk toughen up be a man

I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and I guarantee that I never will

Focus on school keep your mind off these little girls
We got you, we don't need another little Darryl
Protect your sister from the dangers of this cruel world
What I do to you, I cant really do for her

Listen to your mama I'm not trying to hear her mouth today
When grown folks talking just get out the way
Act up when you grown boy not today
I'm surgical with this belt don't make me operate

Lets get this fear out your heart and watch a scary movie
I'm right here boy a monster wouldn't dare boo me
Your hair do need to be cut go get the pair of newly
Bought clippers from the basement in the part that's very spooky

Watch your back and protect thy chest
You don't need the military you know left right left
Trust me, whatever you need, boy I got it
Anything else you want ask your mama

I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and I guarantee that I never will

Daddy threw me in the pool, that just taught me how to swim
Daddy taught me how to fish, daddy taught me how to whip
Threw the keys to the car, that just taught me how to catch
Before I leave with my dogs, told me not to hit shit

Daddy told me if we get pulled over use some common sense
Daddy told me not to do nothing to get me in the pen
Daddy told me not to drink and smoke just to follow your friends
I tried it a couple times, I been sober ever since

Daddy told me get job, find a better job quit
Stack your money up and then, you can start your own shit
Daddy told me anyone that I got a problem with can
Always get hit, if they were born with a dick

Daddy showed me how to work in the kitchen with pots and pans
Daddy told me don't get caught up with bitches and lose half
Daddy told me stay focused and always follow the plan
Now these daughters call me daddy cause they know that I'm the man goddamn

I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and that's real
I ain't never seen a man cry, and I guarantee that I never will