The Muppets: A Green And Red Christmas Soundtrack Album Lyrics

The Muppets: A Green And Red Christmas Soundtrack Lyrics

'Zat You, Santa Claus? by The Electric Mayhem Band
A Red and Green Christmas by Kermit The Frog
The Christmas Party Sing-Along by Rowlf
Merry Christmas Baby by The Electric Mayhem Band
The Man with the Bag by Floyd
Santa Baby by Miss Piggy
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Gonzo
North Pole Comedy Club by Fozzie
Run Rudolph Run by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band
Christmas Smorgasbord by Swedish Chef
The Christmas Queen by Miss Piggy
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Kermit the Frog

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by The Electric Mayhem Band

'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Gifts I'm preparing for some Christmas sharing 
But I pause because 
Hanging my stocking I can hear a knocking 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out 
'Pon my slackened jaw! 
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit? 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Are you bringing a present for me 
Something pleasantly pleasant for me? 
Then it's just what I've been waiting for 
Would you mind slipping it under the door? 
Cold winds are howling, or could that be growling? 
My legs feel like straws 
My my oh me my, kindly would you reply? 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Hanging the stocking, I can hear a knocking 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
I say, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit? 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
 
Oh there, Santa, you gave me a scare 
Now stop teasing cause I know you're there 
We don't believe in no goblins today 
But I can't explain why I'm shaking that way 
Bet I can see ole Santa in the keyhole 
I'll get to the cause 
One peek and I'll try there; oh oh, there's an eye there! 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Please, please, pity my knees! 
Say that's you, Santa Claus!

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'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Gifts I'm preparing for some Christmas sharing 
But I pause because 
Hanging my stocking I can hear a knocking 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out 
'Pon my slackened jaw! 
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit? 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Are you bringing a present for me 
Something pleasantly pleasant for me? 
Then it's just what I've been waiting for 
Would you mind slipping it under the door? 
Cold winds are howling, or could that be growling? 
My legs feel like straws 
My my oh me my, kindly would you reply? 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Hanging the stocking, I can hear a knocking 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
I say, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit? 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
 
Oh there, Santa, you gave me a scare 
Now stop teasing cause I know you're there 
We don't believe in no goblins today 
But I can't explain why I'm shaking that way 
Bet I can see ole Santa in the keyhole 
I'll get to the cause 
One peek and I'll try there; oh oh, there's an eye there! 
 
'Zat you, Santa Claus? 
Please, please, pity my knees! 
Say that's you, Santa Claus!

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A Red and Green Christmas
by Kermit The Frog

        [ Featuring Miss Piggy ]
    

[Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy] 
Merry Christmas Kermie 
Aw thank you Miss Piggy, merry Christmas to you too 
Wow you really look Christmasy in that red outfit 
Oh thank you, red is the color of Christmas you know 
Uh red? Gee aren't you forgetting something? 
I don't think so, here listen 
 
[Missy Piggy] 
Red like the berry in the holly 
Red like a reindeer nose 
Red like cheeks in the winter wind 
Red like Santa's clothes 
Red is the color of the season 
Red decorations on the tree 
Red like a candy apple 
Christmas is red you see 
 
[Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy] 
Well yeah I see your point Piggy and that's all well and good, but I think perhaps you're forgetting the true color of Christmas 
Really? 
Well listen 
 
[Kermit the Frog] 
Green like Christmas holly 
Green like a wreath on the door 
Green like a hat on an elf 
Green Christmas wrapping on the floor 
Green is the color of the season 
Green like a Christmas tree 
Green like a candy bear 
Christmas is green like me 
 
[Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy] 
It's red 
It's green 
It's red 
It's green 
 
Oh Kermie honestly 
Just let me explain this one more time Piggy 
 
Red like the berry in the holly (Green like Christmas holly) 
Red like a reindeer nose (Green like a wreath on the door) 
Red like cheeks in the winter wind (Green like a hat on an elf) 
Red like Santa's clothes (Green Christmas wrapping on the floor) 
Red is the color of the season (Green is the color of the season) 
Red decorations on the tree (Green like a Christmas tree 
Red like a candy apple (Green like a candy bear) 
Christmas is red you see (Christmas is green like me) 
 
Green like new life under the snow 
Red lights sparkle in the trees aglow 
Green like a hanging mistletoe 
 
Mistletoe? Oh Kermie you're so romantic. Maybe red and green should get together 
Okay Piggy sure 
 
Red and green candles in the window 
Christmas cards are red and green too 
Red red berries on a green green tablecloth 
Christmas is red and green for you 
 
Kermit about that mistletoe? Kissy Kissy 
Hey Rolfe how about that song? Excuse me Piggy

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[Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy] 
Merry Christmas Kermie 
Aw thank you Miss Piggy, merry Christmas to you too 
Wow you really look Christmasy in that red outfit 
Oh thank you, red is the color of Christmas you know 
Uh red? Gee aren't you forgetting something? 
I don't think so, here listen 
 
[Missy Piggy] 
Red like the berry in the holly 
Red like a reindeer nose 
Red like cheeks in the winter wind 
Red like Santa's clothes 
Red is the color of the season 
Red decorations on the tree 
Red like a candy apple 
Christmas is red you see 
 
[Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy] 
Well yeah I see your point Piggy and that's all well and good, but I think perhaps you're forgetting the true color of Christmas 
Really? 
Well listen 
 
[Kermit the Frog] 
Green like Christmas holly 
Green like a wreath on the door 
Green like a hat on an elf 
Green Christmas wrapping on the floor 
Green is the color of the season 
Green like a Christmas tree 
Green like a candy bear 
Christmas is green like me 
 
[Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy] 
It's red 
It's green 
It's red 
It's green 
 
Oh Kermie honestly 
Just let me explain this one more time Piggy 
 
Red like the berry in the holly (Green like Christmas holly) 
Red like a reindeer nose (Green like a wreath on the door) 
Red like cheeks in the winter wind (Green like a hat on an elf) 
Red like Santa's clothes (Green Christmas wrapping on the floor) 
Red is the color of the season (Green is the color of the season) 
Red decorations on the tree (Green like a Christmas tree 
Red like a candy apple (Green like a candy bear) 
Christmas is red you see (Christmas is green like me) 
 
Green like new life under the snow 
Red lights sparkle in the trees aglow 
Green like a hanging mistletoe 
 
Mistletoe? Oh Kermie you're so romantic. Maybe red and green should get together 
Okay Piggy sure 
 
Red and green candles in the window 
Christmas cards are red and green too 
Red red berries on a green green tablecloth 
Christmas is red and green for you 
 
Kermit about that mistletoe? Kissy Kissy 
Hey Rolfe how about that song? Excuse me Piggy

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The Christmas Party Sing-Along
by Rowlf

Heres a little tune i like to sing at christmas time 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
When im at a christmas party 
And the barn is starting to sag 
I sit myself down at the piano 
And i play the little christmas rag 
I start singing softly under my breath 
And im joined by a couple of friends 
And everybody else starts singing along 
At the party is a party again 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
We sing about the talking snow man 
And the reindeer with the shinny nose 
The swans and the maids and the bird in the tree and a sleigh ride through the snow 
We sing about the three ships sailing in 
And the three kings that followed a star 
The water wash sail and the fug i pudding 
If we ever find out what they are 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
Oh its frightful weather 
Were checking it twice 
But old lard trouble will be out of sight 
An old lard christmas is sure to be white 
It just got to roasting so lets start toasting 
Its beginning to look a lot like fun alright 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along

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Heres a little tune i like to sing at christmas time 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
When im at a christmas party 
And the barn is starting to sag 
I sit myself down at the piano 
And i play the little christmas rag 
I start singing softly under my breath 
And im joined by a couple of friends 
And everybody else starts singing along 
At the party is a party again 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
We sing about the talking snow man 
And the reindeer with the shinny nose 
The swans and the maids and the bird in the tree and a sleigh ride through the snow 
We sing about the three ships sailing in 
And the three kings that followed a star 
The water wash sail and the fug i pudding 
If we ever find out what they are 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
Oh its frightful weather 
Were checking it twice 
But old lard trouble will be out of sight 
An old lard christmas is sure to be white 
It just got to roasting so lets start toasting 
Its beginning to look a lot like fun alright 
 
I like to play those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along 
 
We'll laugh and sing those old time christmas songs 
At the christmas party sing along

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Merry Christmas Baby
by The Electric Mayhem Band

        [ Featuring Pepe ]
    

Apl.de.ap (spoken) (laughing) This is 
A Christmas song for you girls, okay? 
(Singing) Merry Christmas baby 
Sure do treat me nice (Merry Christmas baby) 
Merry Christmas baby (that is you) 
Sure do treat me nice (Merry Christmas baby) 
I feel like I'm in paradise 
(Spoken) Now you listen to me, okay? 
(Singing) I feel mighty fine, y'all 
I've got music on my radio (yeah, okay) 
Feel mighty fine, girl 
I've got music on my radio, oh, oh, oh (Merry Christmas baby) 
I feel like I'm gonna kiss you 
Standing beneath that mistletoe (Merry Christmas baby) 
Santa came down the chimney 
Half past three, y'all 
Left all them good ole presents 
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha 
Merry Christmas baby 
Sure do treat me nice (Merry Christmas baby) 
I feel like I'm in paradise (Merry Christmas baby) 
(Spoken) Let's go! Let's go, okay! 
(Laughing) Let's go, my friends! Come on! Here we go! Here we go! 
(Singing) Santa came down the chimney 
Half past three, y'all 
Left all them good ole presents 
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha 
Merry Christmas baby 
I said you sure do treat me nice 
You bought all those lovely things, yeah 
I feel like I'm in paradise 
Merry Christmas baby 
Merry Christmas baby (Come on, everyone) 
Merry Christmas baby

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Apl.de.ap (spoken) (laughing) This is 
A Christmas song for you girls, okay? 
(Singing) Merry Christmas baby 
Sure do treat me nice (Merry Christmas baby) 
Merry Christmas baby (that is you) 
Sure do treat me nice (Merry Christmas baby) 
I feel like I'm in paradise 
(Spoken) Now you listen to me, okay? 
(Singing) I feel mighty fine, y'all 
I've got music on my radio (yeah, okay) 
Feel mighty fine, girl 
I've got music on my radio, oh, oh, oh (Merry Christmas baby) 
I feel like I'm gonna kiss you 
Standing beneath that mistletoe (Merry Christmas baby) 
Santa came down the chimney 
Half past three, y'all 
Left all them good ole presents 
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha 
Merry Christmas baby 
Sure do treat me nice (Merry Christmas baby) 
I feel like I'm in paradise (Merry Christmas baby) 
(Spoken) Let's go! Let's go, okay! 
(Laughing) Let's go, my friends! Come on! Here we go! Here we go! 
(Singing) Santa came down the chimney 
Half past three, y'all 
Left all them good ole presents 
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha 
Merry Christmas baby 
I said you sure do treat me nice 
You bought all those lovely things, yeah 
I feel like I'm in paradise 
Merry Christmas baby 
Merry Christmas baby (Come on, everyone) 
Merry Christmas baby

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The Man with the Bag
by Floyd

        [ Featuring Animal, Zoot ]
    

Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle 
The bells that'll tingle all your troubles away 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is coming again 
 
He's got a sleigh full, it's not gonna stay full 
Stuff that he's dropping every stop of the way 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is coming again 
 
He'll be here 
With the answer to the prayers 
That you made through the year 
You'll get yours 
If you've done everything you should extra special good 
He'll make this December the one you'll remember 
The best and the merriest you ever did have 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is coming again 
 
Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle 
All the bells that'll tingle all your troubles away 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is here again 
 
He's got a sleigh full, and it's not gonna stay full 
Got stuff that he's dropping every stop of the way 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is here again 
 
He'll be here 
With the answer to the prayers 
That you made through the year 
You'll get yours 
If you've done everything you should extra special good 
He'll make this December the one you'll remember 
The best and the merriest you ever did have 
Everybody's waiting, they're all congregating 
Waiting for the man with the bag 
 
Better watch out now!

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Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle 
The bells that'll tingle all your troubles away 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is coming again 
 
He's got a sleigh full, it's not gonna stay full 
Stuff that he's dropping every stop of the way 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is coming again 
 
He'll be here 
With the answer to the prayers 
That you made through the year 
You'll get yours 
If you've done everything you should extra special good 
He'll make this December the one you'll remember 
The best and the merriest you ever did have 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is coming again 
 
Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle 
All the bells that'll tingle all your troubles away 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is here again 
 
He's got a sleigh full, and it's not gonna stay full 
Got stuff that he's dropping every stop of the way 
Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag 
'Cause Christmas is here again 
 
He'll be here 
With the answer to the prayers 
That you made through the year 
You'll get yours 
If you've done everything you should extra special good 
He'll make this December the one you'll remember 
The best and the merriest you ever did have 
Everybody's waiting, they're all congregating 
Waiting for the man with the bag 
 
Better watch out now!

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Santa Baby
by Miss Piggy

Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree 
For me 
Been an awful good girl 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too 
Light blue 
I'll wait up for you dear 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Think of all the fun I've missed 
Think of all the froggies that I haven't kissed 
Next year I could be oh so good 
If you'll check off my Christmas list 
Ba do bee do 
 
Santa honey, I want a yacht 
And really I don't think that's asking a lot, do you? 
I've been an angel all year 
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Santa honey, one little thing I really need 
The deed 
To a platinum mine 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Santa cutie, fill my stocking with a duplex 
And checks 
Just sign your 'X' on the line right there 
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Come and trim my Christmas tree 
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's 
I really do believe in you 
So let's see if you believe in moi 
 
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing 
A ring 
I don't mean on the phone 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
(Santa Baby) Hurry down the chimney tonight 
(Santa Baby) Hurry, tonight 
I'll be waiting up for you

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Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree 
For me 
Been an awful good girl 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too 
Light blue 
I'll wait up for you dear 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Think of all the fun I've missed 
Think of all the froggies that I haven't kissed 
Next year I could be oh so good 
If you'll check off my Christmas list 
Ba do bee do 
 
Santa honey, I want a yacht 
And really I don't think that's asking a lot, do you? 
I've been an angel all year 
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Santa honey, one little thing I really need 
The deed 
To a platinum mine 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Santa cutie, fill my stocking with a duplex 
And checks 
Just sign your 'X' on the line right there 
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
Come and trim my Christmas tree 
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's 
I really do believe in you 
So let's see if you believe in moi 
 
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing 
A ring 
I don't mean on the phone 
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight 
 
(Santa Baby) Hurry down the chimney tonight 
(Santa Baby) Hurry, tonight 
I'll be waiting up for you

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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
by Gonzo

        [ Featuring Rizzo ]
    

It's the most wonderful time of the year 
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling 
You be of good cheer 
It's the most wonderful time of the year 
 
It's the hap-happiest season of all 
With those holiday greetings 
And gay happy meetings when friends 
Come to call 
It's the hap-happiest season of all 
 
There'll be parties for hosting 
Marshmellows for toasting 
And caroling out in the snow. 
There'll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of Christmases 
Long, long ago. 
 
It's the most wonderful time of the year 
There'll be much mistletoeing and hearts 
Will be glowing when loved ones are near 
It's the most wonderful time of the year. 
 
There'll be parties for hosting 
Marshmellows for toasing 
And caroling out in the snow 
There'll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of Christmases 
Long, long ago. 
 
It's the most wonderful time of the year 
There'll be much mistletoeing and hearts 
Will be glowing when loved ones are near. 
It's the most wonderful time 
It's the most wonderful time 
It's the most wonderful time of the year

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It's the most wonderful time of the year 
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling 
You be of good cheer 
It's the most wonderful time of the year 
 
It's the hap-happiest season of all 
With those holiday greetings 
And gay happy meetings when friends 
Come to call 
It's the hap-happiest season of all 
 
There'll be parties for hosting 
Marshmellows for toasting 
And caroling out in the snow. 
There'll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of Christmases 
Long, long ago. 
 
It's the most wonderful time of the year 
There'll be much mistletoeing and hearts 
Will be glowing when loved ones are near 
It's the most wonderful time of the year. 
 
There'll be parties for hosting 
Marshmellows for toasing 
And caroling out in the snow 
There'll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of Christmases 
Long, long ago. 
 
It's the most wonderful time of the year 
There'll be much mistletoeing and hearts 
Will be glowing when loved ones are near. 
It's the most wonderful time 
It's the most wonderful time 
It's the most wonderful time of the year

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North Pole Comedy Club
by Fozzie

        [ Featuring Statler, Waldorf ]
    

[Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear] 
Aw thank you folks 
Hey are all you elves and reindeer having a good time tonight? 
Well good because right now I'd like to bring out our own furry funny man. Ladies and gentlemen please put your paws and hands together in a big North Pole welcome for Fozzie Bear 
Thank you, thank you 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
Fozzie Bear's my name 
And comedy's my game 
I'm happy to be here tonight 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
I'll sing a song for you 
We'll have laugh or two 
It's Christmas time 
And we're feeling fine 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
 
[Fozzie Bear, audience members, Statler & Waldorf] 
Hey how's everybody doing out there tonight? 
So why does Santa take presents to all the children of the world? 
Why? 
Because the presents won't take themselves 
*booing* 
No no please don't leave I just got started 
Say do you know where Santa stays when he's out on the road? 
At a ho-ho-hotel 
You're gonna love this one. What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? 
What? 
Crisp-Kringle, waka waka 
I've got a better question, when does it end? 
Oh ho ho ho 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
Fozzie Bear's my name 
And comedy's my game 
I'm happy to be here tonight 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
I'll sing a song for you 
We'll have laugh or two 
It's Christmas time 
And we're feeling fine 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
 
[Fozzie Bear, Pepe, Statler & Waldorf] 
Okay let's see where was I? 
Oh yeah the elves. Do you know how elves say hello to each other? 
No how? 
Small world isn't it? 
*audience jeers* 
Did you guys hear about the elf who put his bed into the fireplace? 
Oh si I heard of this guy 
He wanted to sleep like a log 
It's not funny 
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten 
One to change the lightbulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders 
It's not funny, it's not funny 
Those jokes are older than me 
And you're older than brisket ham 
Oh ho ho 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
And if you like what you see 
Tell everyone to come see me 
But if you don't like my jokes 
Make sure you never tell the other folks 
Please 
 
Fozzie Bear's my name 
Comedy's my game 
I'm happy to be here tonight 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
I'll sing a song for you 
We'll have laugh or two 
It's Christmas time 
And we're feeling fine 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
 
[Fozzie Bear, audience members, Statler & Waldorf] 
Hey and what's the story with those reindeer? I mean why do they always wear fur coats? Probably because they'd look funny in snow suits. Waka waka 
That's too much 
Say when should you give reindeer milk to a baby? 
When it's a baby reindeer 
Don't turn on me now folks 
Does anyone know what you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? 
Anything you want because he can't hear you 
Get off the stage 
I wish I couldn't hear you 
Well I'm enjoying this act a lot more now 
You're kidding 
No 
I turned off my hearing aid three jokes ago 
Oh ho ho 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
It's time for me to go 
I hope you liked the show 
It sure was fun to be with you 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
We had have laugh or two 
I sang a song for you 
Merry Christmas to you all 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
Happy holidays everyone 
Waka waka 
Merry Christmas to you all 
At the North Pole Comedy Club

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[Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear] 
Aw thank you folks 
Hey are all you elves and reindeer having a good time tonight? 
Well good because right now I'd like to bring out our own furry funny man. Ladies and gentlemen please put your paws and hands together in a big North Pole welcome for Fozzie Bear 
Thank you, thank you 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
Fozzie Bear's my name 
And comedy's my game 
I'm happy to be here tonight 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
I'll sing a song for you 
We'll have laugh or two 
It's Christmas time 
And we're feeling fine 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
 
[Fozzie Bear, audience members, Statler & Waldorf] 
Hey how's everybody doing out there tonight? 
So why does Santa take presents to all the children of the world? 
Why? 
Because the presents won't take themselves 
*booing* 
No no please don't leave I just got started 
Say do you know where Santa stays when he's out on the road? 
At a ho-ho-hotel 
You're gonna love this one. What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? 
What? 
Crisp-Kringle, waka waka 
I've got a better question, when does it end? 
Oh ho ho ho 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
Fozzie Bear's my name 
And comedy's my game 
I'm happy to be here tonight 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
I'll sing a song for you 
We'll have laugh or two 
It's Christmas time 
And we're feeling fine 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
 
[Fozzie Bear, Pepe, Statler & Waldorf] 
Okay let's see where was I? 
Oh yeah the elves. Do you know how elves say hello to each other? 
No how? 
Small world isn't it? 
*audience jeers* 
Did you guys hear about the elf who put his bed into the fireplace? 
Oh si I heard of this guy 
He wanted to sleep like a log 
It's not funny 
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten 
One to change the lightbulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders 
It's not funny, it's not funny 
Those jokes are older than me 
And you're older than brisket ham 
Oh ho ho 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
And if you like what you see 
Tell everyone to come see me 
But if you don't like my jokes 
Make sure you never tell the other folks 
Please 
 
Fozzie Bear's my name 
Comedy's my game 
I'm happy to be here tonight 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
I'll sing a song for you 
We'll have laugh or two 
It's Christmas time 
And we're feeling fine 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
 
[Fozzie Bear, audience members, Statler & Waldorf] 
Hey and what's the story with those reindeer? I mean why do they always wear fur coats? Probably because they'd look funny in snow suits. Waka waka 
That's too much 
Say when should you give reindeer milk to a baby? 
When it's a baby reindeer 
Don't turn on me now folks 
Does anyone know what you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? 
Anything you want because he can't hear you 
Get off the stage 
I wish I couldn't hear you 
Well I'm enjoying this act a lot more now 
You're kidding 
No 
I turned off my hearing aid three jokes ago 
Oh ho ho 
 
[Fozzie Bear] 
It's time for me to go 
I hope you liked the show 
It sure was fun to be with you 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
We had have laugh or two 
I sang a song for you 
Merry Christmas to you all 
At the North Pole Comedy Club 
Happy holidays everyone 
Waka waka 
Merry Christmas to you all 
At the North Pole Comedy Club

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Run Rudolph Run
by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band

Oh yeah 
Rock it 
Out of all the reindeer, you know you're the mastermind 
Run, run, Rudolph, Randolph's not too far behind 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to town 
Randolph he can hurry, he can take the freeway down down down 
And away went Rudolph whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
Said Santa to a boy child, "What have you been longing for?" 
"All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar", all right 
And away went Rudolph whizzing like a shooting star 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town, ho ho ho 
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down, down 
Run, run, Rudolph, he's whizzing like a merry-go-round, round, round, round 
 
I'm getting dizzy 
Oh yeah 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town 
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down 
Run, run, Rudolph, I'm whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
Said Santa to a girl child, "What would please you most to get?" 
"I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream, and wet" 
And away went Rudolph, whizzing like a Saber jet, oh 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town 
Here he comes 
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down 
Come on Santa Claus 
Run, run, Rudolph, whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
I said run, run Rudolph whizzing like a merry-go-round 
Run, run, Rudolph, whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
All right

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Oh yeah 
Rock it 
Out of all the reindeer, you know you're the mastermind 
Run, run, Rudolph, Randolph's not too far behind 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to town 
Randolph he can hurry, he can take the freeway down down down 
And away went Rudolph whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
Said Santa to a boy child, "What have you been longing for?" 
"All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar", all right 
And away went Rudolph whizzing like a shooting star 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town, ho ho ho 
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down, down 
Run, run, Rudolph, he's whizzing like a merry-go-round, round, round, round 
 
I'm getting dizzy 
Oh yeah 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town 
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down 
Run, run, Rudolph, I'm whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
Said Santa to a girl child, "What would please you most to get?" 
"I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream, and wet" 
And away went Rudolph, whizzing like a Saber jet, oh 
 
Run, run, Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town 
Here he comes 
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down 
Come on Santa Claus 
Run, run, Rudolph, whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
I said run, run Rudolph whizzing like a merry-go-round 
Run, run, Rudolph, whizzing like a merry-go-round 
 
All right

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Christmas Smorgasbord
by Swedish Chef

[Swedish Chef] 
Merry Christmas Smörgåsbord 
 
[Male Chorus] 
When it's Christmas time in Sweden 
And the snow is ten feet deep 
He holes up in his kitchen 
To make his Christmas treats 
People come from near and far 
To hinterland and fjord 
Just to get a taste of his Christmas Smörgåsbord 
 
[Male Chorus & Female Chorus] 
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot 
The lingonberries are sweet 
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd 
His surströmming is a treat 
Lutfisk and rice 
Isn't that nice? 
We might have to loosen our skirts 
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog 
He makes us eat 'til it hurts 
 
[Swedish Chef gibberish] 
 
His meatballs are so Swedish 
His marzipan's a delight (Yum yum) 
But his marinated fishballs 
Will keep you up all night 
Top it off with pralines 
In a swiss nut nougat gourd 
The reindeer stew will bring you back to 
His Christmas Smörgåsbord 
 
[Male Chorus & Female Chorus] 
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot 
The lingonberries are sweet 
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd 
His surströmming is a treat 
Lutfisk and rice 
Isn't that nice? 
We might have to loosen our skirts 
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog 
He makes us eat 'til it hurts 
 
Queen's Blend preserves 
Blackcurrant preserves 
Gooseberry preserves 
Cloudberry preserves 
So many preserves 
He simply deserves 
To take center stage and say 
Dinner is served (Dinner is served) 
 
[Swedish Chef gibberish] 
 
[Male Chorus & Female Chorus] 
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot 
The lingonberries are sweet 
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd 
His surströmming is a treat 
Lutfisk and rice 
Isn't that nice? 
We might have to loosen our skirts 
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog 
He makes us eat 'til it hurts

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[Swedish Chef] 
Merry Christmas Smörgåsbord 
 
[Male Chorus] 
When it's Christmas time in Sweden 
And the snow is ten feet deep 
He holes up in his kitchen 
To make his Christmas treats 
People come from near and far 
To hinterland and fjord 
Just to get a taste of his Christmas Smörgåsbord 
 
[Male Chorus & Female Chorus] 
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot 
The lingonberries are sweet 
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd 
His surströmming is a treat 
Lutfisk and rice 
Isn't that nice? 
We might have to loosen our skirts 
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog 
He makes us eat 'til it hurts 
 
[Swedish Chef gibberish] 
 
His meatballs are so Swedish 
His marzipan's a delight (Yum yum) 
But his marinated fishballs 
Will keep you up all night 
Top it off with pralines 
In a swiss nut nougat gourd 
The reindeer stew will bring you back to 
His Christmas Smörgåsbord 
 
[Male Chorus & Female Chorus] 
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot 
The lingonberries are sweet 
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd 
His surströmming is a treat 
Lutfisk and rice 
Isn't that nice? 
We might have to loosen our skirts 
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog 
He makes us eat 'til it hurts 
 
Queen's Blend preserves 
Blackcurrant preserves 
Gooseberry preserves 
Cloudberry preserves 
So many preserves 
He simply deserves 
To take center stage and say 
Dinner is served (Dinner is served) 
 
[Swedish Chef gibberish] 
 
[Male Chorus & Female Chorus] 
Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot 
The lingonberries are sweet 
Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd 
His surströmming is a treat 
Lutfisk and rice 
Isn't that nice? 
We might have to loosen our skirts 
Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog 
He makes us eat 'til it hurts

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The Christmas Queen
by Miss Piggy

Deck the halls with 
Deck the halls with 
La la la la 
La la la la 
La la la la 
 
[Miss Piggy] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
Of the Christmas show 
Lovely, graceful and blessing 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
Wonderful, pretty and sassy 
 
[Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy] 
She moves like a dream 
Except for her feet 
Every third line she might drop a beat 
Her dress is a vision in white 
If only it wasn't so tight (Watch it) 
 
[Miss Piggy] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
Of the Christmas show 
Lovely, graceful and blessing 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
With a slim, yet fit sweet chassy 
 
[Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy] 
When she moves to her left 
The stage starts to tip (What?) 
She may be off-key 
But she's sturdily built 
Her dancing is divine, (Aw, thank you) 
She's as light on her feet as a swine 
A swine, I have a mind to tell you 
 
[Miss Piggy & Men's Chorus] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
At the Christmas show 
We'll talk later 
Lovely, graceful and blessing 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
Too bad she's just so darn bossy 
Aw shut up 
Oh this is the part where I put on angel wings 
 
[Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy] 
She flys (I fly) 
She soars (I soar) 
Two inches from the floor (Excuse me) 
It takes a hunded men to hoist, (Careful...), her up again 
(Well I've never been so insulted, put me down) 
(OH! Huh...) 
Her acts may be great except when she's on 
The crowd always cheers as soon as she's gone 
Her choreography's sweet 
(But of course) 
Sadly she's got two left feet 
(You're gonna see my left hook in a second) 
 
[Miss Piggy & Men's Chorus] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
Of the Christmas show 
Lovely, graceful and classy 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
Wonderful whimsey 
Outta my way! 
And bossy 
That does it you're all fired 
Each and every one of you 
Hiya, hiya! 
Get back here! 
Hiya!

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Deck the halls with 
Deck the halls with 
La la la la 
La la la la 
La la la la 
 
[Miss Piggy] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
Of the Christmas show 
Lovely, graceful and blessing 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
Wonderful, pretty and sassy 
 
[Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy] 
She moves like a dream 
Except for her feet 
Every third line she might drop a beat 
Her dress is a vision in white 
If only it wasn't so tight (Watch it) 
 
[Miss Piggy] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
Of the Christmas show 
Lovely, graceful and blessing 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
With a slim, yet fit sweet chassy 
 
[Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy] 
When she moves to her left 
The stage starts to tip (What?) 
She may be off-key 
But she's sturdily built 
Her dancing is divine, (Aw, thank you) 
She's as light on her feet as a swine 
A swine, I have a mind to tell you 
 
[Miss Piggy & Men's Chorus] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
At the Christmas show 
We'll talk later 
Lovely, graceful and blessing 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
Too bad she's just so darn bossy 
Aw shut up 
Oh this is the part where I put on angel wings 
 
[Men's Chorus & Miss Piggy] 
She flys (I fly) 
She soars (I soar) 
Two inches from the floor (Excuse me) 
It takes a hunded men to hoist, (Careful...), her up again 
(Well I've never been so insulted, put me down) 
(OH! Huh...) 
Her acts may be great except when she's on 
The crowd always cheers as soon as she's gone 
Her choreography's sweet 
(But of course) 
Sadly she's got two left feet 
(You're gonna see my left hook in a second) 
 
[Miss Piggy & Men's Chorus] 
I'm the Christmas queen 
Of the Christmas show 
Lovely, graceful and classy 
With the curtains drawn 
I'm a gorgeous swan 
Wonderful whimsey 
Outta my way! 
And bossy 
That does it you're all fired 
Each and every one of you 
Hiya, hiya! 
Get back here! 
Hiya!

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Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
by Kermit the Frog

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
 
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

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Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
 
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

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The Muppets: A Green And Red Christmas Info:

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The Muppets: A Green and Red Christmas is a Christmas album by The Muppets. The album was released by Walt Disney Records on October 17, 2006, on CD and as a digital download in the iTunes Store.

In 2008, the album won a Grammy Award for Best Musical Album for Children.

The album was reissued on November 1, 2011, as part of the marketing promotion for the film The Muppets.
-Wikipedia

Genre(s): Christmas, comedy
Producer(s): Ed Mitchell, Ted Kryczko
Length: 36:53 (original release), 42:53 (2011 re-issue)
Released: October 17th, 2006
Year: 2006

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