The Muppets - Dance Myself To Sleep Lyrics

-- sung by Ernie, with comments from Bert (lines starting with "-")


Sometimes I have trouble
Falling asleep.
But it's not so bad.
- Ernie, I'm trying to sleep.
I don't worry
And I don't weep.
- Ooooooh.
In fact I'm glad....

Be-cause I get up off my pillow
And I flip on the li-ight.
- Ernieee.
I get down and get hip
In the still of the night.
- Turn off the light, Ernie.
I stretch and I yawn and then I breathe real deep,
- Ooooooh...
And dance myself to sleep!
- Don't dance, please don't dance...

I hoof around my beddie
Just a-tappin my toes.
- He's dancing...
Before I know what's happened
I'm a-ready to doze.
- Oooh...
Got some partners I can count on called the Boogie Woogie Sheep
- What?!?
I dance myself to sleep!


I gently rock-a-bye myself across the floor.
- What are those sheep doing?
I turn and then I toss and then I start to snore.
- Ernie!
My trusty little bugle helps me spread the news
- Oh, not the bugle.
That I'm tappin' to "Taps"
And I'm a-rarin' to snooze!


(Smokin' bugle routine by Boogie-Woogie Sheep begins, interspersed with
comments by Bert)

Ooooh, they're playing the bugle!
What are these sheep doing?
Ernie...
The sheep - they're tap dancing!
Ernie, *please* take the sheep out, let me sleep.
Ooooh.....
Wh-Where did the sheep get tap shoes?
Getaway, getaway, getaway, getaway!
Ernie, will you please tell the sheep to put my bed down!
Stop. Getaway from me, getaway, getaway, getaway!
Thank you.
Waitaminit, wait! Don't take ME out!

(bugle solo ends)


ERNIE:-aca