[ Featuring Will Arnett ]
Welcome to the life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Buy the farm, push up some daisies
Then get down with us creepy crazies
Hi, wanna come play with me?
Frights du jour
And daily nightmares
Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs
If you think it's too macabre
Follow the floating candelabra
But he ain't French and he can't croon
Ha ha! We did that in a beastly cartoon
She was a beauty
We'll never rest, we'll never cease
'Til you finally rest in peace
You can fly and you can float
Or you can scream just like a goat
But to grant your endless wishes
First you must sleep down with the fishes
Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy!
Rain or snow
Lightning or thunder
The party is down here six feet under
Trick or treat?
Take a smell of my feet
And give me something good to eat
You're all alone, but don't be scared
We've got your wake all pre-prepared
Hi, I'm serving soup
It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis
Ha ha, ha ha
It's all so dopey, I'm complaining
At least it's almost entertaining
Your attention, please
Restless spirits have halted our progress
Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily
Oh, no
The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you
Is being stuck in here with them!
We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my deadly candlesticks
Uh oh
Come on now and lift your glass
Filled with poison sassafras
Sign your will, deed, and trust
'Cause it's time to bite the dust
Cash in your chips, we're not joking
Now's the time you should be croaking
You're so great, none can compare
No one has your savoir faire
It's time to turn your whole life story
Into a memento mori
Corpse by corpse and one by one
Until you shout, "My life is done"
So join us in this life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
And now the greatest act of all
It's Gonzo's final curtain call
From the basement to the rafters
Join us in the great hereafter
You'll be great forever after
In our monstrous life hereafter
For our afterparty afterlife
Rest
In
Peace
R.I.P.
