[ Featuring Music Feather ]
Got my shoes on tight jacket in my hand
Gonna hit the road got a whole day planned
Then I start to pat my pockets feeling kinda light
Oh no where did my keys go? I need them for the night!
Where did my keys go? I just had 'em here
Looked in my bag now they've disappeared
Checkin' all my pockets every nook and cranny
Where did my keys go? This is driving me zany!
Couch cushions tossed and the floor's a mess
Retracing my steps starting to feel the stress
Fridge microwave even the cookie jar
Why'd they disappear? They couldn't have gone far
Where did my keys go? I just had 'em here
Looked in my bag now they've disappeared
Checkin' all my pockets every nook and cranny
Where did my keys go? This is driving me zany!
Called my mom called my dad they just laughed out loud
Said "It's always the last place you haven't looked around"
Checked the bathroom the laundry even under the cat
How did they vanish? Can't be losing it like that!
Finally found 'em in the fridge right next to the cheese
How'd they end up there? Oh someone tell me please!
Laughin' at myself got a story to share
Now I'm running late but I don't even care!
Where did my keys go? I just had 'em here
Looked in my bag now they've disappeared
Checkin' all my pockets every nook and cranny
Where did my keys go? This is driving me zany!
Next time I'll keep 'em on a chain or a hook
So I won't go crazy and forget where to look
But knowing me I'll lose 'em anyway
And laugh through the chaos it's just another day!
