Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Shot my baby baby
I did not know that he was
So effin' crazy crazy
Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Shot My Baby Baby
He reunited the country country
While he was pussy huntin'
Bang Bang! Guess what? You're dead
That time he aimed derringer at her head
Oh yeah! Guess what's next
Emancipatin' Ann Rutledge from that dress
Bang Bang, The play's the thing
To uncover the conscience of The Union's king
I didn't shed a tear when I heard the news
That Mary Todd Lincoln Was singing the blues
Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Shot my baby baby
Did you know that he was
So effin' crazy crazy
Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
You know he really got me thinkin' thinkin'
He could have been the King of Cotton
With all the panties he had gotten
Bang Bang! And she was dead
He'd apologize and say the south will rise again!
Oh yeah! when he was done
The rail splittin' prairie lawyer son of a gun
Bang Bang the deal was sealed
He'd brag he plowed the field of Mrs Butterfield
Breakin' hearts and freein' slaves his term was full
You know, he'd wink, not all men are created equal
Abraham Lincoln Lincoln
Shot my baby baby
Did you know that he was
So effin' crazy crazy