Did you ever work with a guy
Who just couldn't stop talking
No matter how much you urged him?
If he spent half as much time working
As he did talking, he'd be a manager
But that's not in his skill set
To grow a set
I think he just hates his home life
And who can blame him?
I've met his child and his wife
He's about to get the job done
Makin' connections just for fun
In his field he's number one
Never get an opportunity
To join a company
Fortune 500 or soon to be
Now I work with the one bitch
This one bitch who walks on water
You know the type, only female in her division
Causing division through all the office
Complaints been lodge but no one is doing nothing
There's rumors shes nailing the boss, or she's the bosses daughter
One day, I'd like to take her out back
And put a bullet in her
I wish I never saw her
He's about to get the job done
Makin' connections just for fun
In his field he's number one
Never get an opportunity
To join a company
Fortune 500 or soon to be