Plastic Christmas tree so bright again
Every year the same old trend
Dad's still searching in the den
For memories we bring to life again
Garage clutter in a dusty haze
Dad's lost in a cleaning craze
No snow with global warming's blaze
Empty streets where winter stays
Santa please no cost of living blues
Grant my wishes bring good news
A Chelsea kit in shades of blue
Bring the magic right on cue
Writing letters making lists
Dreams wrapped tightly in our fists
Holiday cheer not to be missed
Santa's sleigh through the winter mist
Lights will twinkle hearts will glow
Even if there's no fresh snow
Warmth inside as fires slow
Memories in the softest flow
Santa please no cost of living blues
Grant my wishes bring good news
A Chelsea kit in shades of blue
Bring the magic right on cue
Doodo, doo doodo, doo doo doo
Doodo, doo doodo, doo doo doo