Three important rules for breaking up
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Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
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Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
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Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
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Don't make a big production
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Don't make up an elaborate story
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This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
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If you wanna date other people say so
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Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
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Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
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And haven't been too serious,
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There's still a feeling of rejection
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When someone says she preferres the company of others
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To your exclusive company,
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But if you're honest, and direct,
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And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
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The boy will respect you for your frankness,
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And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
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In which you told him your decision
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Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends
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I'm head of the class
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'm popular
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I'm a quarter back
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I'm popular
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My mom says I'm a catch
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I'm popular
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I'm never last picked
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I got a cheerleader chick
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Being attractive is the most important thing there is
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If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
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You have to be as attractive as possible
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Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
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Wash it at least every two weeks
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Once every two weeks
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And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
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Tell him he played a great game
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Tell him you like his article in the newspaper
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I'm the party star
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I'm popular
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I've got my own car
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I'm popular
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I'll never get caught
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I'm popular
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I make football bets
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I'm a teachers pet.
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I purpose we support a one month limit on going steady
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I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
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And get to know more people
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I think if you're ready to go out with Jonny
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Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
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He wont mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating
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And once you've dated someone else you can date him again
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I'm sure hell l did
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Everyone will appreciate it
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You so novel what a good idea
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You can keep you time to your self
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You don't need date insurance
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You can go out with whoever you want to
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Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
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Iif you'll just listen to my plan
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THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY
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