All around the farmyard
Bestial eye to bestial eye
The components of my dinner
Kick a colleague, lick a fly
Wandering without premonition
Of their next meeting place
Their snout-to-snout encounter
Re-enacted on my plate
Beneath my knife, upon my fork
At my lips, between my teeth
In my stomach, in my bowel
In my toilet, in our sewer
Won't you please roll out the barrel
For me to throw my pennies at
I shall be washing down my sausage
With something brown or something black
I anticipate the flavour
I shall be gratefully replete
I take my seat to savour
The delights of meat on meat
Beneath my knife, upon my fork
At my lips, between my teeth
In my stomach, in my bowel
In my toilet, in our sewer