Who cares if she's talented? Who cares if she's cool?
Who cares if she's loved by everyone? I don't need that girl!
So I don't have no peer group. So I don't have no friends
So I don't have no hobbies, well so what? Who needs 'em, man?
Because I'm happy alone and I'm better this way
And I'll tell you what, I would have dumped her
Anyway!
Who cares if she's got a guy? Who cares if he's buff?
I got brains and heart and soul, while he just looks real tough
So I don't have no girlfriend. Tell me something I don't know
She was hanging by a thread, and it was time to let her go
And now I'm happy alone, and I'm better this way
And I'll tell you what, I would have dumped her
Anyway!
Who cares if I'm antisocial? I couldn't care less
He did all the things she wanted. I just did my best
So now I'm writing love songs, I don't even have a band!
He got her and I got nothing. Let's give him a hand
But hey, I'm happy alone, and I'm better this way
And I tell you what, I would have dumped her
Anyway!