Drivin to the movies, traffic's got us stuck
Mark flips on the radio, man these stations suck
Lookin for variety, we're shit out of luck
I would really like to give it to that DJ f*ck
So we drive to the store, and we buy a couple more
Compilations
Compilations
DJ spins that album round and round and round
We're still disco dancing on the other side of town
Leather biker demons want to run us down
Looking for that Foghat song that never can be found
So we walk to the store, and we buy a couple more
Compilations
Compilations
This one's got Van Halen, it's got Lincoln too
Red Hot Chili Peppers song from 1992
First one in a series, look out for volume two
No Alternative for me, no more rock for you
So we stop by the store, and we buy a couple more
Compilations
Compilations
Classic eighties countdown, one hit wonders too
Man that Counting Crows song has me feelin' kind of blue
Sold by MTV-jays, marketed to you
Thank God for the Spice Girls, they really get me in the mood
To go down to the store and just buy a couple more
Compilations
Compilations
Snoop Dogg's gangsta rap song, Pearl Jam's Evenflow
It's like some crappy mix tape made by someone I don't know
Can't stand bandstand set lists, and Soul Train's got to go
Wake up wise up choose your own, turn off that radio