Naked Jane - Crazy Old Man Apple Lyrics

Crazy Old Man Apple
Lives on a hill
Tired of life, and he's sick of his wife
He says he done drunk his fill

Crazy Old Man Apple
Runs his mouth all day
He makes it all up, and you can't interrupt
'Least that's what the neighbors say

And he's a crazy old bastard man
And he tells it like no one can
He's a shotgun carrying, rich bitch marrying
Crazy old Apple man

Crazy Old Man Apple
Sits on his front lawn
Plastic lawn chair that he bought at the fair
The kids say his mind's done gone

Crazy Old Man Apple
He's got no teeth on top
Folks say they decayed in the usual way
From the sugar that he ate non-stop

And he's a crazy old bastard man
But he's chewin' like no man can
He's a lemon wedge suckling, tight white-knuckling
Crazy old Apple man

Yeah he's crazy old bastard man
And you're never gonna understand
Cuz while he's reminiscin' well the world's not list'nin' to the
Crazy old Apple man