Naked Jane - Jason's Song, Pt. 2 Lyrics

I never play guitar
But if I played guitar
I would play this song

I like to play guitar
But I don't know how
So I just fool around

I wrote this song right here in a couple of minutes
You might think that it sucks, well I think so too
Honestly I hardly believe that they got me to sing it... again
It's just the same thing over and over and over

Here comes a little variety
It's the part where I whistle
So please don't make me smile

Here is where I sing in falsetto
It's really high
And it sounds like shit

Yo no puedo tocar guitarra
Pero puero cantar en español
Y lo hago muy bien

Please if you can play the guitar
Come and play for me next time I sing
So you won't have to hear this over and over and over