Bald People Video (MV)

Bald, bald, bald, bald
Children like to feel the cold smooth surface of the scalp
Oblivious that all the rest of us are screaming for help
You shine like a bowling ball, a pale reflection of the sun
You killed all the dinosaurs, it's where the universe begun
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
You shine like a firework, it's all we can see beyond Pluto
You should be a playing card in one of those games like Naruto
I wanna put you in my pocket, you can be my Pokemon
Put your hair inside a locket, just kidding, we know it's all gone
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
You need to wear a night cap in your sleep
'Cause otherwise the glare is just deafening
Ladies always think that you're so smooth
But not always in the way that you want them to
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
It's not a groove, it's a scar
A supernova, you're a dying star
They run their fingers on your grooves
That you got when you were younger when your mom dropped you
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, Bald people
Keep the world shining with their heads