Floyd County's got the sweetest highway scene
Beautiful black ribbons in a sea of green
One yellow divide, drawn with care and pride
That's my calling card, I paint the line
I paint the line around the world
Round the county, round the curve
From New Albany to Greenville
Honey I don't stop for roadkill
My line is straight and true
Solid, dotted, or a mix of the two
I admit, I do take some pride
I paint the line
Some artists dabble in the cubist style
Me I sketch a minimalistic mile
My brush a heavy load
I'm like a Rembrandt of the road
And I only need one coat to paint the line
I paint the line around the world
Over mountains, over squirrels
Down the middle of that road
Down the middle of that toad
You see that pretty yellow line
I can't just stop it on a dime
I admit I do take some pride
I paint the line
I paint the line around the world
Over ferrets, over birds
I am one artistic fellow
Death looks better with a touch of yellow
You got half a porcupine
I got nothing but time
Carnage is my canvas, ain't it fine?
I paint the line