nicky - Santa's Lap (The Full Story) Lyrics

Oh, oh, oh, what do you want for Christmas
Well, do you want me to be honest, Santa
Oh, oh, well, of course
Well, um, I need some big dicks

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Christmas dick, bitch
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Christmas dick, bitch

Um, Santa, what's poking in my ass
Christmas dick, bitch
Um, and why does it have a curve
Christmas dick, bitch

Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap
He ask me what I want, him to make it clap
When he eat my f*cking cookie, bitch, I drink all his milk
Sit on Santa's lap, bitch, pussy rubbing the silk

Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap
I feel a thump, and I ask him, what's that
I say, are you f*cking happy
You're excited to see me

When he ask me what I want, bitch, he ask for a freebie
When I ride that dick, I ride it like a sleigh
Bitch, call me f*cking Rudolph, cause I'm showing the way
Make it out under the mistletoe

When he say he about to come, I holler, let it snow
Twelve is more like a twelve-f*cking-inch
I just stole f*cking Christmas
You can call me the Grinch

When he climb down my chimney, bitch, I empty his sack
When that dick curve like a candy cane, you know it's a snack
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap
He ask me what I want, him to make it clap

He ask me if I been naughty or f*cking nice
I say I'm a naughty bitch, and let me slurp it like ice
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap
I feel a club, and I ask him, what's that

He says, you checked it once, but you can check it twice
And all of a sudden, I'm riding dick all night
Jingle f*cking bells, now I'ma jingle your balls
At this point, Christmas might not be happening at all

When I sat on Santa's lap, bitch, he called it a day
Left kids waiting for them presents like some f*cking strays
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap
Baby, a white Christmas is just all I can ask

And when I say white Christmas, I don't mean snow
When I'm talking about your sack, I mean the one below
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap
Forgot to do his job while I emptied his sack

Drink his f*cking milk, bitch, inch by inch
Ho, ho, ho, who stole Christmas
Bitches call me the Grinch
I got this magic-ass pussy, yes, it can cast a spell

And no, this ain't no silent night that got me screaming like hell
Yes, he f*cked this shit so hard, he lost his time, couldn't tell
And now he's at Salvation Army outside ringing a bell
I got Santa fired, and no, he's not retired

Y'all say he don't exist, but then who said this ass was fire
Christmas is now in the grave, just cause Santa can't behave
And when I sat on Santa's lap, I felt that I had made his day
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap

He asked me what I want, him to get his job back
And then I pull him to the side, and then I whisper and say
That if you do not get your job back, this will be your last day
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap

As soon as I told him that he got his job back
And do not start to ask me cause I don't know how
Just know that when he pulled up in uniform, my pants went down
I'm not his elf, I'm his motherf*cking cheerleader

He ate my ass, he ate it out like it's a bird feeder
He slapped my ass and then he kissed it twice
Then he said let's not forget about the kids tonight
Then I grabbed him by his collar and I pulled him down

So you wanna talk kids, let's go straight to pound town
I'm a flirty ass bitch so you know he can't hold back
And then I stole Christmas twice, call me the Grinch on crack
Call me Dasher and Dancer, I'm prancing on his pipe

Trust me Christmas lights are not the only thing shining tonight
And then he took me on his sleigh and f*cked me all throughout the flight
And then he filled up my stocking and yes he filled it up real tight
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap

He did not lose his job this time and trust me I asked
And then he asked me what I want like my cream ain't on his beard
Mrs. Claus is in my DMs, guess her man disappeared
Christmas dick sit on Santa's lap

He asked me what I want, him to make it clap
Then I told him about his wife in my DMs and he say
I'll divorce her then we can go get married the next day
Bitch

Do you now accept Santa to be your lawfully wedded husband
I do
Christmas dick bitch
Do you now accept Nikki to be your lawfully wedded husband

Christmas dick bitch
Well of course
Christmas dick bitch
Christmas dick bitch