[ Featuring Josh Gad ]
Well then, would you like to baptize me?
Pffttt sure, yeah, that would be great
OK, let's do it
What, you mean now?
Why not?
Well, to be honest, I've, I've never done it before
That's OK, neither have I!
Nahahahah! Yes, that's true
Do you know how to baptize someone into the church?
Sure, that's something we study over and over again at mission control center
Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the Church
Huh, OK. I just need a second to get ready
OK. I will get ready too!
I'm about to do it for the first time
And I'm gonna do it with a girl
A special girl who makes my heart kinda flutter
Makes my eyes kinda blur
I can't believe I'm about to baptize her
He will baptize me
He will hold me in his arms
And he will baptize me
Right in front of everyone
And it will set me free
When he looks into my eyes
And he sees just how much
I love being baptized
I'm gonna baptize her (Baptize me)
Bathe her in God's glory
And I will baptize her (I'm ready)
With everything I got
And I'll make her beg for more (Ooh)
As I wash her free of sin
And it'll be so good
She'll want me to baptize her again (Baptize me again)
Excuse me, I, I need another minute!
Never known a boy so gentle
One like him is hard to find
A special kind, he makes my heart kind of flutter
Like a moth in a cocoon
I hope he gets to baptizing me soon!
I'm gonna baptize you
I'm through with all my stallin'
You're gonna baptize me
I'm ready to let you do it
And it will set us free
It's time to be immersed
And I'm so happy you're about to be my first
OK. Are you ready?
I am, ready. So how do we do it?
Well, I hold you like this (Yeah?)
And I lower you down (Yeah?)
And then I
I just baptized her
She got dowsed by heavenly father
I just baptized her good (Baptized me)
I performed like a champ!
I'm wet with salvation
We just went all the way
Praise be to God
I'll never forget this day
I baptized you (You baptized me)
I gotcha good (Baptized me)
You are a Mormon (Baptized me)
I'll text you later