NOFX - Gutter Tarts Lyrics

I don't care about how many f*cks
I'll suck an ass for fifty bucks
Everybody here wants to get laid
We're the only ones who are getting paid

I'm getting f*cked i'm sucking cock
And getting paid

I'm lickin' nuts i'm spankin' butts
And getting paid we're being lude
And getting nude and being screwed
And blowin' dudes and getting paid

I'm doin' what i've always done for free
I'm doin' what comes so naturally
I'm not sellin' my body i'm renting parts
We're sidewalk sluts, we're gutter tarts

I'm tea bagin'
I'm playin' the rusty trombone
I'm getting felt
I'm tossing salads overgrown

We're being lude and getting nude
And gettin' screwed and blowin' dudes
And scorin' drugs