Ah, shit, time to go to work
Oh, you again? F*ck (ew)
You know (how you doing today?),it's really nice to play a city a few nights in a row
The only thing that sucks is there's always two guys that come to every show
(A Nazi?)
Now, lemme tell you this, uh
We're recording a live record tonight, if you didn't know
Yay! A live record, yay, you're all on record
We have been for three nights, and the first night, me and Eric played
We had a couple drinks, that was it, it was bad
The second night, we got really drunk
Tonight? No, no, we're f*cked tonight
No, no, no
I don't, oh, I don't speak, I don't speak well at all, right now, and
(You're speaking) and this is gonna be the best show, I guarantee it
You speak as well as our president
Anyway, yeah, we wrote this song, it's supposed to be
There's no words, it's called "Intro"
No words
Glass war
Glass war
Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war
It's a glass war
Glass war, glass war
It's a glass war, 'cause you can see right through the bullshit
It's a glass war, 'cause you watch it on the TV
It's a glass war, 'cause it's made of smoke and mirrors
It's a glass war, it's a glass war
It's a glass war, 'cause only poor men are dying in the gas war
'Cause we know why it was started
It's an ass war, 'cause the president's an asshole
It's an ass war, it's a glass war
It's a gas war, 'cause they all are getting pummelled in the ass, war
'Cause they know when we were started on the last war
'Cause they know they're getting shotgun in this last war
It's a glass war, it's a glass war
And the shards are gonna start another glass war
And the shards are gonna start another glass war
And the shards are gonna start another glass war
And the shards are gonna start another glass war
And the shards are gonna start another glass war
It's a glass war, it's a glass war
Yeah! I love that (boo!) song
You know what sucks? It's my f*cking Fernet Blanca got spilled
The guy took my whole f*cking drink out
And it's not like Fernet Blanca is a popular drink
Yeah, who was the idiot that got up there and spilled your shit?
Who did it? What are you from, the East Bay?
C'mon, man, this is San Francisco
And with this next song, it's a-
It's for all the Christians, Jewish people, Muslims and Buddhists out there
'Cause you're all f*cked
And